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[TonyClifton]

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law.
You have the right to speak to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.

Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?

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[Colonel Hogan]

I thought the very first one meant I don't have to answer your dumb ass question.

 

[Obama_Sucks]

I thought that Lit Lawyer was here for that.