I have already gotten a most interesting gift from someone here.

[alexandraaah]

Apparently, I am now an official member of the NRA.

Thanks Ishmael, I think.

 

[Phoenyx]

The National Reqularians Association?

 

[Mischka]

That was a real gun? I thought it was a wink wink nudge nudge kinda gun.

 

[Boutoo]

Congratulations!!!!! Um whass NRA???????? Happy Burfday for this week

 

[alexandraaah]

So, which magazine should I select?

American Rifleman

American Hunter

Freedom First

(write in) Jugs

 

[seXieleXie]

(write in)
on our backs

 

[Kalyn]

I guess now you have to register that battery operated bad boy. Either that or register Ish in the National League of Women Voters.

 

[Mischka]

Congratulations!!!!! Um whass NRA???????? Happy Burfday for this week

Are you drunk?

 

[Phoenyx]

JUGS

 

[alexandraaah]

I guess now you have to register that battery operated bad boy. Either that or register Ish in the National League of Women Voters.

Consider them both done.

 

[Boutoo]

No, exhausted & English......Oh & a newbie too]

Shrugs & wanders off quietly to the corner

 

[alexandraaah]

That was a real gun? I thought it was a wink wink nudge nudge kinda gun.

Silly Mischka, that's a vibrator.

 

[Ishmael]

Consider them both done.

Cool. Do I get like a pin and some ugly glasses to go with the NOW membership?

This is soooooooooooooooo neat.

Ishmael

 

[alexandraaah]

Cool. Do I get like a pin and some ugly glasses to go with the NOW membership?

This is soooooooooooooooo neat.

Ishmael

Oh, the trouble you are in with that one.

*releasing the wild animals to feast on Ishmael's testosterone*

And anyways, it's not National Organization of Women, it's the League of Women Voters.

Shya, like NOW would ever have you.

 

[fgarvb1]

did i miss something?

that must be one hell of a vibrator!

 

[alexandraaah]

Bumped for feedback from the Muff on which magazine I should go for.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Magazine?

Bumped for feedback from the Muff on which magazine I should go for.


15 round, hallow point, magnum load!

Rhumb

 

[scylis]

you should upgrade and get the belt-fed model.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I don't see you shooting Bambi anytime soon so narrow that down to American Rifleman or Freedom First. I'd take Rifleman because at least your NRA rhetoric is minimized by good, solid information about firearms. Freedom First is just about as bad as reading an Uncle Bill post.

You might could want to check into their women's gun program. Everyone should know gun safety.

 

[Zephan]

So other that the cool NRA membership

What else might you like for your birthday? Give us some clues, some feedback. Some of us have been away for awhile.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: So other that the cool NRA membership

What else might you like for your birthday? Give us some clues, some feedback. Some of us have been away for awhile.

Hell, baby, as long as I get to unwrap it and look like an ass, I'm one happy camper.

However, I love candles and money and even maybe an original Rothko.

But really, I'm not that choosy. Nice to see ya!

 

[Zephan]

Thanks for the ideas.

I was trying to figure out how to wrap the tall skinny guy that works at the gas station down the street. I figured he'd be right up your alley. No pun intended. Anyway, candles would be easier. Money, well I know everyone can use it, but there is really not a whole lot of thought in a gift like that. As for an original Rothko, I am not really sure what that is. I mean didn't the make some kind of rhinestone thingy and a gizmo that cut glass. I know I have seen lots of their products advertised on TV. Problem is they all looked like junk to me. I will just have to give this some thought.

Oh and it's nice to see you too!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Pooh on that! Give her a Smith & Wesson to go with her lifetime membership to the NRA.

You know you get a free $10,000 life insurance policy with every membership?

Is that totally fucked or what?

 

[Zephan]

Good suggestion

But the choice of a hand gun is a very personal one. I would never be so forward as to pick one out for someone else. Besides I kind of always figured Alex would be more of a Glock kind of gal. Oh and not that it matters but I hate fishing. Sitting there for hours and hours just watching the friggin water. Talk about BORING. Just so you know if and when you are in the market.

 

[alexandraaah]

I can't remember which hand gun I liked best, you'll have to ask Ishmael.

As for shotguns....wow.