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Wine or Jamesons.
Tough choice, I dislike both of them equally.
I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
...sun is shining, warm summer's evening. Glass of cab sauv in hand. Life is good.
Tis surely a lovely day. Chucked a flexi in and went to Newark for the day. Bought tons of books, an antique hatbox and some brandysnaps. Am all tired and ready to curl up with a spooky film and a large Jamesons in a bit.
Nobody likes a show off
I'm gonna miss Hay this year. On the plus side, I won't have to spend a zillion quid hauling books back from the Welsh borders.
Trying to persuade one of my mates to come to Hay with me. Although oddly enough the last time I went I didn't buy that many books. I tend to buy most on trips to Scarthins in Cromford and Bakewell. Although some useless cunts have took over the bookshop in Bakewell and totally ruined it. The couple who had it before had it years and stocked it to their tastes, always had strange and unusual books I'd never stumble on anywhere else. Unfortunately this bint has it full of tat like plastic fucking fairies and shitty chick lit. I hope she dies in a fire.
Trying to persuade one of my mates to come to Hay with me. Although oddly enough the last time I went I didn't buy that many books. I tend to buy most on trips to Scarthins in Cromford and Bakewell. Although some useless cunts have took over the bookshop in Bakewell and totally ruined it. The couple who had it before had it years and stocked it to their tastes, always had strange and unusual books I'd never stumble on anywhere else. Unfortunately this bint has it full of tat like plastic fucking fairies and shitty chick lit. I hope she dies in a fire.
*passes you some matches and a can of petrol*
Next time I go to Bakewell, come with me and you can help me torch the place. You can drive the getaway Skoda, Bodie & Doyle style.
Next time I go to Bakewell, come with me and you can help me torch the place. You can drive the getaway Skoda, Bodie & Doyle style.
don't forget to film it and post here
Christ. I'd better wash me car then...
Christ. I'd better wash me car then...
And your fingers.
and don't forget sean as cowley
THE SMELL WAS FROM HONDURAN PRAWNS NOT MY VAGINA.
i need some booze.