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A Desert Rose said:
I don't know if this was for me or not, but it goes without saying that you've stumped me. I'm surprised that someone else hasn't chimed in with the answer.
Slutty cunt orgasms per minute and average killer orgasms per scene.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Slutty cunt orgasms per minute and average killer orgasms per scene.
Lol, and here I thought it was slutty cunt orgasms per metre and average killer orgasms per second :rolleyes:
(m and s are the symbols for metres and seconds)
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Slutty cunt orgasms per minute and average killer orgasms per scene.

You made this up, didn't you? It can only come from a mind like yours.

And I'm no mind reader. ;-)
 
LOL All this 'twain' reminds me of a joke my mom told me once.

A couple of aliens, from the planet Dar, come to earth to figure out if humans are worthy of being slaves. But they land in skid row in the middle of the night and end up picking up a bum. The bum figures he's having DT's, so he just decides to go along with it. The aliens explain to him what's going on, and then to be sure he understands they start questioning him.

"Where are you going?"

"Dar." Said the bum.

"And where are you?"

"Here."

"And where's here?"

"Here is here, and dar is dar, and never the twain shall meet."

So the aliens took him, and put him in some intergalactic zoo, with a plaque under his cage that said. "Alcoholicus."
 
A Desert Rose said:
Yea... okay... cool. You made this up, too, just like AA. ;-)

Now tell me what TWAIN means.

Question: What is TWAIN an acronym for?

Answer: An image capture API for Microsoft Windows and Apple Macintosh operating systems. The standard was first released in 1992, and is currently ratified at version 1.9 as of January 2000. TWAIN is typically used as an interface between image processing software and a scanner or digital camera.

The word TWAIN is from Kipling's "The Ballad of East and West" - "...and never the twain shall meet...", reflecting the difficulty, at the time, of connecting scanners and personal computers. It was up-cased to TWAIN to make it more distinctive. This led people to believe it was an acronym, and then to a contest to come up with an expansion. None were selected, but the entry "Technology Without An Interesting Name" continues to haunt the standard. "

http://www.twain.org/faq.htm#What is TWAIN an acronym for

*giggles* look like I was close and didn't even know it LOL
 
A Desert Rose said:
You made this up, didn't you?
Actually, no.

i truthfully wish to know how many orgasms one can expect, in a minute, from a slut by cunt stimulation alone.

To keep the topic BDSM related, i'd also like to know the other.

And for the witty individual (doomed to fail miserably if he continues to think in absolutes), when have you ever heard it said revolutions per meter?
 
graceanne said:
Question: What is TWAIN an acronym for?

Answer: An image capture API for Microsoft Windows and Apple Macintosh operating systems. The standard was first released in 1992, and is currently ratified at version 1.9 as of January 2000. TWAIN is typically used as an interface between image processing software and a scanner or digital camera.

The word TWAIN is from Kipling's "The Ballad of East and West" - "...and never the twain shall meet...", reflecting the difficulty, at the time, of connecting scanners and personal computers. It was up-cased to TWAIN to make it more distinctive. This led people to believe it was an acronym, and then to a contest to come up with an expansion. None were selected, but the entry "Technology Without An Interesting Name" continues to haunt the standard. "

http://www.twain.org/faq.htm#What is TWAIN an acronym for

*giggles* look like I was close and didn't even know it LOL
Mark would be proud of you...I think.
 
graceanne said:
Question: What is TWAIN an acronym for?

Answer: An image capture API for Microsoft Windows and Apple Macintosh operating systems. The standard was first released in 1992, and is currently ratified at version 1.9 as of January 2000. TWAIN is typically used as an interface between image processing software and a scanner or digital camera.

The word TWAIN is from Kipling's "The Ballad of East and West" - "...and never the twain shall meet...", reflecting the difficulty, at the time, of connecting scanners and personal computers. It was up-cased to TWAIN to make it more distinctive. This led people to believe it was an acronym, and then to a contest to come up with an expansion. None were selected, but the entry "Technology Without An Interesting Name" continues to haunt the standard. "

http://www.twain.org/faq.htm#What is TWAIN an acronym for

*giggles* look like I was close and didn't even know it LOL

Well done, grace. ;-D

I learned it on Jeopardy! (And used it a lot when I worked for a newspaper.)
 
A Desert Rose said:
Well done, grace. ;-D

I learned it on Jeopardy! (And used it a lot when I worked for a newspaper.)

Thanks. :D I cheated and googled it.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Actually, no.

i truthfully wish to know how many orgasms one can expect, in a minute, from a slut by cunt stimulation alone.

To keep the topic BDSM related, i'd also like to know the other.

And for the witty individual (doomed to fail miserably if he continues to think in absolutes), when have you ever heard it said revolutions per meter?

How, pray tell, do you intend to find all this out? ;-) Is this something you plan to undertake on your own?

And might I add that many times orgasms last a minute or more, so you can't expect mulitple ones in a minute. At least, not always.

Killer orgasms per scene? That's a whole other ball of wax...

I do want details please, on how you plan to gather your data. LOL
 
graceanne said:
Thanks. :D I cheated and googled it.

I don't think it's cheating when you admit to looking something up. It's those who don't admit it, who are the true cheaters. ;-)
 
A Desert Rose said:
How, pray tell, do you intend to find all this out? ;-) Is this something you plan to undertake on your own?

And might I add that many times orgasms last a minute or more, so you can't expect mulitple ones in a minute. At least, not always.

Killer orgasms per scene? That's a whole other ball of wax...

I do want details please, on how you plan to gather your data. LOL

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. :p
 
A Desert Rose said:
I don't think it's cheating when you admit to looking something up. It's those who don't admit it, who are the true cheaters. ;-)

Oh, good.
 
graceanne said:
I think he meant Mark Twain, although he has nothing to do with it. *shrugs* could be wrong

LMAO

I'm sure you're right. I'd forgotten who's brain we were dealing with here.
 
Light Amlification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Yes children, I am a science geek... Astronomy, even.

Originally Posted by AngelicAssassin
Slutty cunt orgasms per minute and average killer orgasms per scene.



1-2 if you're counting straightforward cunt orgasms. If you're counting clit stimulation too, well, let me grab my Sir and go do some research. After a while they get hard to count.

ko/s=about 5 ish depending on LoS and t/s.
 
A Desert Rose said:
LMAO

I'm sure you're right. I'd forgotten who's brain we were dealing with here.
When will you people learn that the creative mind will leave you all in the dust. That TWAIN has already sailed, by the way, so if you're not already aboard, too bad and so sorry. :D
 
What does LMAO mean? It's quite hard to figure out abbreviations in a foreign language... :confused:
 
As this is a question-answer thread I have another one: IMO
Thanks for the answer!
 
chris9 said:
As this is a question-answer thread I have another one: IMO
Thanks for the answer!

in my opinion

you're welcome

edited to add: IMHO = in my honest opinion
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Actually, no.

i truthfully wish to know how many orgasms one can expect, in a minute, from a slut by cunt stimulation alone.

To keep the topic BDSM related, i'd also like to know the other.

And for the witty individual (doomed to fail miserably if he continues to think in absolutes), when have you ever heard it said revolutions per meter?

As it happens, we plan to research that very topic tonight. I'll get back to you.......



if I don't lose count. :cool:
 
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