I have a penis.

[Squibbs]

It's nice and I like to play with it every now and again when the opportunity presents itself.

No, you can't see it.

 

[mercury14]

No, you can't see it.

Not even with a magnifying glass?

 

[IndieSnob]

Can I see...

Oh son of a bitch.

 

[Squibbs]

Not even with a magnifying glass?

Not from where you're sitting.

 

[Squibbs]

Can I see...

Oh son of a bitch.

Ha!

I call it the 'Indie clause'.

 

[Squibbs]

And no, i don't call my penis indie clause.

That would be silly.

 

[neci]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

La di fucking da. If it would do the dishes you might just have something there.

 

[Tryharder62]

Did you name it?

 

[Squibbs]

La di fucking da. If it would do the dishes you might just have something there.

Yes, I know it's no big deal to you because you have one too.

 

[Squibbs]

Did you name it?

I named it Felix.

Seemed like a fitting name for something with a swollen head and no brain.

 

[lovetoread]

Why won't you share said penis?

 

[richard_daily]

I named it Felix.

Seemed like a fitting name for something with a swollen head and no brain.

In that case, you should have named it ishmael.

 

[Squibbs]

Why won't you share said penis?

It gets scared out in cyberspace all by its lonesome.

It prefers a live audience.

You know how performers can get.

 

[Adre]

Why won't you share said penis?

Cock PM sent.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It's nice and I like to play with it every now and again when the opportunity presents itself.

No, you can't see it.

Squiblet, you are such a tease.

 

[islandman]

It's nice and I like to play with it every now and again when the opportunity presents itself.

No, you can't see it.

And said penis is fine with such abuse?

 

[Ellafun]

It's nice and I like to play with it every now and again when the opportunity presents itself.

No, you can't see it.

Tease.

 

[islandman]

No, you can't see it.

Neither can you.


Oh, snap.