I have a penis!

[Sillyman]

Isn't that exciting?

 

[islandman]

Congrats. Did you just come to this relevation? Or is it a brand new one?

 

[Sandia]

Yes. But. What are you gonna do with it?

 

[Ice Cold]

Well make sure where you put it, don't want to lose it.

 

[QuickDuck]

I thought it was attached to the rubber chicken?

 

[hogjack]

Are you positive?

You made the same mistake back in '99 and it took 6 months to recover when you discovered the error.

 

[islandman]

Is it a detachable penis?

 

[Siren]

 

[LordOfDarkness]

does your penis have a name?


mine's called jim. sometimes I call him big jim.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Are you positive?

You made the same mistake back in '99 and it took 6 months to recover when you discovered the error.

Yes. I remember well. Never contract Arthur Anderson to take care of your penis.

 

[christianne]

does your penis have a name?


mine's called jim. sometimes I call him big jim.

never met a man yet who called his "little" anything. Met some that should have though!

 

[Siren]

 

[sunstruck]

Are you lending it out? For rent maybe? My penis is in Boston tonight.

 

[WhatsHerName]

But do you know what to do with it???

 

[Sillyman]

Are you lending it out? For rent maybe? My penis is in Boston tonight.

Actually, I'm renting it out. If you want it, you have to contact the main office in Ontario.

 

[hogjack]

I read in Variety that...

...Sillyman's penis is set to be on Survivor: Greenland.

I hope the fame doesn't all go to its head.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

mine's not for rent. you can make use of jim for free anytime, as long as you have a good home for him.

 

[SpaceToast]

You know what I'd do if I had a penis right now? Sadly, exactly what I'm doing right now, apparently.

Although I did meet a girl today.

Sometimes, my penis meets girls when I'm not around. And then it's really awkward on dates, because most restaurants don't let a penis in, even when he's dressed in a little tuxedo. So then I have to, like, pretend she's MY date, and keep the penis hidden. Nine times out of ten the waitress still kicks all three of us out once we're seated at the table. I hate being a third wheel to my spoke, you know?

At length-

-M@

 

[Sillyman]

Re: I read in Variety that...

...Sillyman's penis is set to be on Survivor: Greenland.

I hope the fame doesn't all go to its head.

I was wondering why it was getting so snooty lately.

 

[TWB]

Isn't that exciting?

Only if it is working correctly.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: I read in Variety that...

I was wondering why it was getting so snooty lately.

I'd have that looked at. Sounds unhealthy.

 

[aly*]

I have been missing penis lately.
Hope yours gets unsnootitized!

You know what I'd do if I had a penis right now? Sadly, exactly what I'm doing right now, apparently.

Although I did meet a girl today.

Sometimes, my penis meets girls when I'm not around. And then it's really awkward on dates, because most restaurants don't let a penis in, even when he's dressed in a little tuxedo. So then I have to, like, pretend she's MY date, and keep the penis hidden. Nine times out of ten the waitress still kicks all three of us out once we're seated at the table. I hate being a third wheel to my spoke, you know?

At length-

-M@

I often feel like the third wheel to my boobs.
Heya. I have slacked. I warned you I was a lazy stalker didn't I ?

 

[Guest]

Isn't that exciting?

Well, I would certainly hope so!!!

 

[Devilish1]

You know what I'd do if I had a penis right now? Sadly, exactly what I'm doing right now, apparently.

Although I did meet a girl today.

Sometimes, my penis meets girls when I'm not around. And then it's really awkward on dates, because most restaurants don't let a penis in, even when he's dressed in a little tuxedo. So then I have to, like, pretend she's MY date, and keep the penis hidden. Nine times out of ten the waitress still kicks all three of us out once we're seated at the table. I hate being a third wheel to my spoke, you know?

At length-

-M@

Am i the only one that is wanting to see his penis all dressed up in a little tux???

 

[farmerr]

milk the doggie! milk the doggie!!