I have a naked man in my bed

[Lovepotion69]

So, I have a naked sleeping man in my bed.

What should I do?

 

[SweetCherry]

So, I have a naked sleeping man in my bed.

What should I do?

Honey, do you really need to ask this question?

First of all, get the hell of Lit. I think you can manage the rest alone. If not, you've not been reading enough here.

 

[Bindii]

So, I have a naked sleeping man in my bed.

What should I do?

Well I could send the naked man thats in my bed over to your house to keep him company while we go out and paint the town red.....

Or you could turn off the computer and go and make him a happy naked man!

 

[nzwookie]

So, I have a naked sleeping man in my bed.

What should I do?

Kick the bugger out and let me in !!!!!!

What the hell is he sleeping for if you are there ????

 

[Lovepotion69]

LOL I've already made him a happy naked man twice this morning....

Was on the computer as I promised to read a friend's article for feedback, then figured I'd post this to see if I get any fun responses to WHAT I should to with the naked man...

 

[unclej]

now this might not be the most popular response but if i was the naked man in your bed and you had "made me happy" twice then i'd really appreciate a couple of eggs over easy, five or six slices of bacon and some toast with grape jelley on it. served in bed, server naked.

that's what you probably ought to do...

 

[Lovepotion69]

now this might not be the most popular response but if i was the naked man in your bed and you had "made me happy" twice then i'd really appreciate a couple of eggs over easy, five or six slices of bacon and some toast with grape jelley on it. served in bed, server naked.

that's what you probably ought to do...

Hm, *runs to the kitchen to check the fridge*
I have two eggs, no bacon and bread but no toaster. No grape jelly either.

 

[unclej]

then wake his butt up and send him to the store....

 

[DevilBoy79]

So, I have a naked sleeping man in my bed.

What should I do?

*snaps fingers* you go girl! j/k hmm let him sleep a little then think of an interesting way to wake him up

 

[Lovepotion69]

Ok, it's 4:25pm and the weirdo is still sound asleep. Men!

 

[Weird Harold]

Ok, it's 4:25pm and the weirdo is still sound asleep. Men!

[TIC]
He's paying your the ultimate compliment! You're so good that you've worn him out completely.
[/TIC]

Seriously, You need to fix him something high energy and wake him up to refuel. Then give him another good aerobic workout -- it won't be long before his stamina matches yours.