I have a day off

[Liontamr]

And I'm not afraid to waste it!

It's just too bad I can't totaly waste it.. I do have a few things that need to get done..

But yeah, an entire day off.. Gawd damn I love Tuesdays

Just thought I'd share (and forewarn you people)

 

[Georgia Girl]

If I took one off too would you take me to a hockey game and teach me?

Dawn

 

[Liontamr]

It would be my honor! I'd take you to a game and teach you anything you wished to know about!

*Hopes you ask to be tought on how to throw a proper body check!*

 

[cymbidia]

Just thought I'd share (and forewarn you people)

Okay then! Sharing!

What's the one most debauched and kinky thing you want to do before you die?

What's the one most debauched and kinky thing you've already done?

What's your favorite thing to have for dinner?

How do you feel about dildoes?

What's your most treasured childhood artifact?

Sharing's good...and, yes, all newbies have to go through this at some point. Honest.

 

[Georgia Girl]

It would be my honor! I'd take you to a game and teach you anything you wished to know about!

*Hopes you ask to be tought on how to throw a proper body check!*

I'm thinking that for that body block information I might need a personal demonstration instead.

I am trying to learn about sports since I'm now a single mom.

Dawn

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Re: I have a day off

Sharing's good...and, yes, all newbies have to go through this at some point. Honest.

I don't mind sharing at all.. I'm a very open person

What's the one most debauched and kinky thing you want to do before you die? Hmmm.. Off the top of my head I'd have to say sex infront of thousands of people.. But I'm sure I can think of something else given time.

What's the one most debauched and kinky thing you've already done? Bah.. My sex life has been kinda lame so far.. I managed to convince a girlfriend to go for a quick ride in a van in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night "to help keep me awake" while driving home.

What's your favorite thing to have for dinner? Sounds kinda simple.. but pork chops cooked and somthered in cream of mushroom sauce, served with a flavored rice of some sort.

How do you feel about dildoes? Great toy, awesome additon to sex and foreplay.. As for it being used on me? Well, I always try anything at least once.

What's your most treasured childhood artifact? (Funny I mentioned this to another last night..) My Pound Puppy I got when I was 7 or 8 ... It still sits in my living room now and I damn near freek out whenever comes in to my apartment and makes fun of it.

No one makes fun of my "Happy." (Yes, that is what I named my PP .. no not that one!!)

Anyone else like to share with this newbie?

 

[Liontamr]

I'm thinking that for that body block information I might need a personal demonstration instead.

I am trying to learn about sports since I'm now a single mom.

Oh yes, it's much better if I demonstrate to you proper body and hip checks one on one at my place after the game!

To be honest, I could care less if a woman I date is a "sports nut" or even likes any sport.. It's a bonus for sure and it may seem like it's a huge part of my life (I work at a freekin sporting goods store.. I'm around it almost 24/7) I'd like to think I can relate to someone using other ways and means.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Just for the sake of pure enjoyment and vast humor you should try t-ball with 12 four and five yr olds who have never been exposed to the game. Heaven help us all and I'm the coach.

Dawn

 

[Liontamr]

Just for the sake of pure enjoyment and vast humor you should try t-ball with 12 four and five yr olds who have never been exposed to the game. Heaven help us all and I'm the coach.

I'm going to be doing nearly the same thing myself starting next week.. Coaching soccer for a group of 8 and 9 year olds.

(BTW for all the Euro friends here, I know it's called football .. You don't need to tell me.. my Scottish grandma does enough!)

Should be fun, I love kids, love sports and love having a good fun time.. Should make for an enjoyable time

 

[~thonglover]

Just for the sake of pure enjoyment and vast humor you should try t-ball with 12 four and five yr olds who have never been exposed to the game. Heaven help us all and I'm the coach.

Dawn

thats GREAT that u r coaching .. u'll hava lotta fun!! 4-5 yr olds are tooo funnn

but then, later....
u can coach me anytime GG.... but I prefer indoor sports .... hmmm

 

[Tx girl]

Go to work for me and let me have the day off??? PLEASE!

 

[Georgia Girl]

thats GREAT that u r coaching .. u'll hava lotta fun!! 4-5 yr olds are tooo funnn

but then, later....
u can coach me anytime GG.... but I prefer indoor sports .... hmmm

Today they got their uniforms, they looked adoreable.

You on the other hand have a much simpler uniform and it is more enjoyable to clean as well. Do you have any idea what your uniform is? I need you to model it to be assured of a proper fit.

Dawn

 

[~thonglover]

hmmm .... my uniform is mostly just "furr" with a tight little thonger under the jeans ... and u r right ... just jump inna shower .... easy cleen .... u'r welcum to jump in with me ... clean all those hard to reach spots ... and even those that are EASY to reach .....

gotta b env. friendly .. save wata

as far as modelling .... no prob ... <ziiiiippp>

 

[Liontamr]

Go to work for me and let me have the day off??? PLEASE!

I would except for a few small details..

- I probably can't do your job as well as you do.

- Heck, I don't even know what your job is.

- We need to figure out some sort of payment system for me.. (I think we can come up with something..)

- And the day is pretty much over.. Unless you work a night shift

That all said, I would consider working for you and let you have a day off.. We'll have to have a debrief-ing meeting before so you can fill me in on just what you do... Then after I fill in for you, we'll have to work on that "payment"

 

[cymbidia]

You have more tolerance than i do, Dawn.
~muttering~
I'd need him to be able to spell correctly.

 

[~thonglover]

You have more tolerance than i do, Dawn.
~muttering~
I'd need him to be able to spell correctly.

hey! are you muttering at my bastardization of the english language ?? Hmmm .... I sometimes spell words intentionally wrong to:

a) inject humor ( possibly nobody gets my dumb jokes )
b) to save time, for example, using "b4" instead of "before"

Anyway, just thought I would throw this in, so that you know, I can spell correctly, when I want to.

and my grammar is fairly goodly all so. (so there) pfffffftt

 

[morninggirl5]

Just for the sake of pure enjoyment and vast humor you should try t-ball with 12 four and five yr olds who have never been exposed to the game. Heaven help us all and I'm the coach.

Dawn

I call that version of the game hit-chase-fight-chase. In my experience as a spectator for 5 years now, the kids at that level do a pretty good job hitting but can't catch.

So each at bat looks something like this

Hitter hits the ball and runs toward first base, fielders chase after the ball, three of them jump for it in the grass and there is a fight over who gets the ball. The hitter is now rounding second base so the victorious fielder begins the next chase and tries to catch said hitter and tag him out. Depending on the location of the fight and whether or not the hitter is paying attention to the coaches, there are three possibilities : a run score, the runner is tagged out, or he stops safely on third base.

 

[cymbidia]

Tongue?
Already?
But we haven't even been formally introduced yet.

I know you've noticed this already but it bears repeating: this isn't chat, big guy. Here we've all got the time to actually spell out words like "you" and "before". Here we don't have to feel too rushed about getting them out and said before that cute little thing (probably female but who really know, right?) wanders off to talk to someone who can type "ill mak u cum wit my big dick b4 i cum o yeh baby" faster than you can type them. We are our words here in a way that isn't true anywhere else in our lives, online or off.

And welcome to Lit, thonglover.

 

[~thonglover]

Nice to meet you, and you are probably correct, cymbidia, we are what we write. So, in future I'll just use misspelled words to inject humor!

 

[cymbidia]

You clean up nicely, thonglover, and humor is always welcome in any community, in here or Out There.

 

[~thonglover]

Thanks! I am a relative newbie... so I appreciate the welcome.

By the way, I see you just changed your AV ... WOW! I like the new one!!

I look forward to chatting/playing more often!

 

[cymbidia]

I change my avs like the wind changes directions, and for all the same reasons; don't take it personally. And i don't do chat at all. I find it a silly waste of time. Been there, done that, totally bored with it now. However, i post here or on another Lit board every day, mostly, and am fond of following my friends around and posting stuff after they do. I'm sure i'll see you here.

 

[~thonglover]

wooo hooo, another nice AV! Where do you find these great photos ?