I Have a Crush on Lancecastor

[Olivianna]

But I'm ugly and dumb, so I don't think he'll like me. What can I do to sway his affections? Will he ever notice me? Do I need a complete make-over?

 

[Laurel]

I Have An Idea!!!

Why don't you make a thread about it? That might get his attention!

 

[Marxist]

Start calling yourself Rick and he'll come runnin'.

 

[kotori]

maybe something is aspic?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Is that Adrienne Barbeau in your avatar?

 

[MissTaken]

Just call him "Sir" and tell him he has a nice butt.

 

[Olivianna]

Is that Adrienne Barbeau in your avatar?

Not that I know of.

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

Rx a couple headache tabs and a good lie down.

It'll pass.

Either that or some Ex Lax?

 

[Rubyfruit]

It's ok, you're in good company.

Trust me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just stay low the ground, ask his permission to post, and kiss his ass. He'll adore you back. If you don't kiss his ass, then you're a total bitch and you whine too much and he thinks you're here for "therapy" and that there are "too many women" in the area who are "against the het doms." Oh, if you don't like it when a man claiming to be a dom--but is actually abusive--whoops your ass for you, then you're another one of those "whiny subs who doesn't want a real relationship."

Friends of Lance "I wanna be Muffie's Bitch" Castor are standing on the opposite side of the fence as me. I am not discriminatory in my aim.

 

[Never]

So, Killer, if I said I liked Lance, you’d aim at me?

 

[KillerMuffin]

No.

I just have bad aim with tomatoes.

 

[morninggirl5]

Spend an hour or so in the presence of a real man. You'll be cured for good.

 

[Guest]

lancecaster+killer muffin

 

[KillerMuffin]

I really, really want to have a crush on Lance. Really, I do. It's just that he needs a new personality.

 

[Laurel]

Lancie and Muffie
Sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes subbies in the baby carrriage!!

 

[Guest]

lancecaster+muffie=subbie babies!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Whoohooo! I have Laurel's blessing!

I'ma have a real crush on Lance. With an anvil dropped from a nice high place right onto his lil' ol' pumpkin head.

*does the happy dance*

 

[Guest]

I want him
I want him
I want him

But the line is simply too long

 

[Olivianna]

Geez. Guess my chances at true love with the ole LC are slim.

 

[Guest]

I want him too.
Just like you.
But KM drew a line.
What to do?

 

[MissTaken]

You both could engage in some nekky bare butt jello wrestling!

May the best woman win!

 

[Olivianna]

I want him too.
Just like you.
But KM drew a line.
What to do?

Look, Shakespeare, I can't believe that anyone could have thought me serious in this thread. Please get over it. I'm not insane. Just childish and jokey.

 

[Guest]

I want him too.
Just like you.
But KM drew a line.
What to do?

there's a clue
write him poetry
that should win him over