I Have A Complaint!

[k¡tty]

My box is empty!

 

[HeavyStick]

Break your wabbit already?

 

[k¡tty]

I had to give the poor thang a break.. I started off my usual self lovin' weekend a bit early today.

 

[Shingen]

Have you tried taking your complaint to customer service?

 

[Guest]

1 PM on its way



Now it's not empty

 

[k¡tty]

Have you tried taking your complaint to customer service?

Actually I did place a call to a customer service and their personal 'accidently' hung up on me.


If Raina doesn't watch out I'm going to call her boss and tattle on her.

 

[Raina]

Actually I did place a call to a customer service and their personal 'accidently' hung up on me.


If Raina doesn't watch out I'm going to call her boss and tattle on her.

accidentally on purpose


Wouldn't that be a terrible job! Tech support for sex toys.

 

[Darkthought]

Wouldn't that be a terrible job! Tech support for sex toys.

"You better help, dammit... this thing's getting to be a real pain in the ass!"

 

[Raina]

"You better help, dammit... this thing's getting to be a real pain in the ass!"

lmao!

 

[His_sugar]

I had to give the poor thang a break.. I started off my usual self lovin' weekend a bit early today.

You must be feeling better kitty.. glad to hear it

 

[k¡tty]

accidentally on purpose


Wouldn't that be a terrible job! Tech support for sex toys.

*sniffle*

I'm beginning to think it is.. afterall you did it twice the other night and again tonight.




Oh I think I could do that well..


me: How may I help you tonight?

them: OMG! OMG! OMG! It's stuck! What do I do??

me: Sir.. sir please calm down! Now what exactly is stuck?

them: Well .. uh.. erm... my wife bought something the other day and I thought I'd try it while she was out..

me: yes?

them: Well the problem was it just wasn't powerful enough for me.. all it did was get me even more turned on. So I heard lil Scampers, he's our hamster, running around on his wheel..

me: Uh.. okay

them: So I didn't see the harm in it.. I mean I know he must be lonely as well and if Richard Gere thinks it's cool.. then it must not be that bad.

me: I think that's an Urban legend, sir.

them: Doesn't matter.. anywho.. I think Scampers is now lost! He can't seem to find his way out.

me: Sir this is what you do.. next time tie a lil string around the next hamster you get so that this doesn't happen again. Have a nice night!

Click


Yeah... I could so do that job.

 

[k¡tty]

You must be feeling better kitty.. glad to hear it

Big tip that you're feeling better.. your libido rises.



Thanks hon.

 

[Raina]

*sniffle*

I'm beginning to think it is.. afterall you did it twice the other night and again tonight.




Oh I think I could do that well..


me: How may I help you tonight?

them: OMG! OMG! OMG! It's stuck! What do I do??

me: Sir.. sir please calm down! Now what exactly is stuck?

them: Well .. uh.. erm... my wife bought something the other day and I thought I'd try it while she was out..

me: yes?

them: Well the problem was it just wasn't powerful enough for me.. all it did was get me even more turned on. So I heard lil Scampers, he's our hamster, running around on his wheel..

me: Uh.. okay

them: So I didn't see the harm in it.. I mean I know he must be lonely as well and if Richard Gere thinks it's cool.. then it must not be that bad.

me: I think that's an Urban legend, sir.

them: Doesn't matter.. anywho.. I think Scampers is now lost! He can't seem to find his way out.

me: Sir this is what you do.. next time tie a lil string around the next hamster you get so that this doesn't happen again. Have a nice night!

Click


Yeah... I could so do that job.

Yeah, it helps if you have experience in the field I guess.

 

[k¡tty]

Yeah, it helps if you have experience in the field I guess.

Granted it wasn't my best work.. but gimme a lil leeway here. I'd just spent 2 hours on the phone being my usual charming, witty self.. makin ya laugh, so I'm a bit worn out. *sigh*

I still giggled while typing it out tho. lmao


Actually I kinda do.. that was a semi convo I had with someone once, don't ask. Oh and no I wasn't on the hamster receiving end. ;-P

 

[Raina]

Granted it wasn't my best work.. but gimme a lil leeway here. I'd just spent 2 hours on the phone being my usual charming, witty self.. makin ya laugh, so I'm a bit worn out. *sigh*

I still giggled while typing it out tho. lmao


Actually I kinda do.. that was a semi convo I had with someone once, don't ask. Oh and no I wasn't on the hamster receiving end. ;-P

suuurrrre!


Tell me again what happened to your son's turtle?

 

[k¡tty]

suuurrrre!


Tell me again what happened to your son's turtle?

I'd rather not talk about that.. personal reasons.. y'know.






lol yer killin me

 

[Raina]

I'd rather not talk about that.. personal reasons.. y'know.






lol yer killin me

*nods* Uh huh.

like you did to that poor turtle...

 

[k¡tty]

*nods* Uh huh.

like you did to that poor turtle...

He committed suicide.


Those kittens traumatized the poor thing, he was never the same after the flea fogger incident either.

 

[Raina]

He committed suicide.


Those kittens traumatized the poor thing, he was never the same after the flea fogger incident either.

Well, can you blame him....after you tried to make him into soup?

 

[k¡tty]

Well, can you blame him....after you tried to make him into soup?

lol bitch

he was cold; I was warming him up. Jeez it wasn't like the water was boiling or anything.

 

[Raina]

lol bitch

he was cold; I was warming him up. Jeez it wasn't like the water was boiling or anything.

Just don't ever try to warm me up if I'm cold. Okay?


Wait....umm...scratch that.

 

[sanjuaneros]

*sits back and watches*

 

[k¡tty]

Just don't ever try to warm me up if I'm cold. Okay?


Wait....umm...scratch that.

Scratch what?


Or do I really wanna know?

 

[Romial]

5 pts for Raina.

 

[Raina]

Scratch what?


Or do I really wanna know?

My back silly. What were you thinking?


I want you to do other things to that.