I have a business proposal for Laurel and Manu on alts/trolls...

Johnny_Ray_Wilson

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1. First original username is free.

2. Each Lit member be allowed 2 alts at no additional cost.

3. The 3rd and subsequent alts should be charged a $5.00 fee. Of which Johnny_Ray_Wilson receives a 50% commission.

4. If a 3rd and subsequent alt is created in violation of the above, then a $10.00 fine shall be imposed. Of which Johnny_Ray_Wilson receives a 50% commission.

5. In cases such as intentional violation of a member's privacy rights or harassment with intent to harm, then the fate of that alt/troll should be held to a fair vote among members/posters of the General Board. Providing, of course, each vote be limited to only one original username per member.

6. Should an alt/troll be banned from this site, then that alt/troll name should be held, on suspension, at a secret location, under the sole legal guardianship of Laurel and Manu. Members/posters of the General Board may also be allowed to determine the time frame of suspension. Unless, of course, it is decided that suspension or banishment is indefinite.

7. Any member in violation of said rules shall reserve the right to retain privileges of the alt/troll name in question, after the agreed upon suspension time has come to an end. At which time, a holding fee be paid to Laurel and Manu prior to restoring the alt/troll name in question. Of which Johnny_Ray_Wilson receives another 50% commission. JRW will donate 50% of this last said commission fee to help support this website.



So, what do you all think of my retirement plan?:devil:
 
1. First original username is free.

2. Each Lit member be allowed 2 alts at no additional cost.

3. The 3rd and subsequent alts should be charged a $5.00 fee. Of which Johnny_Ray_Wilson receives a 50% commission.

4. If a 3rd and subsequent alt is created in violation of the above, then a $10.00 fine shall be imposed. Of which Johnny_Ray_Wilson receives a 50% commission.

5. In cases such as intentional violation of a member's privacy rights or harassment with intent to harm, then the fate of that alt/troll should be held to a fair vote among members/posters of the General Board. Providing, of course, each vote be limited to only one original username per member.

6. Should an alt/troll be banned from this site, then that alt/troll name should be held, on suspension, at a secret location, under the sole legal guardianship of Laurel and Manu. Members/posters of the General Board may also be allowed to determine the time frame of suspension. Unless, of course, it is decided that suspension or banishment is indefinite.

7. Any member in violation of said rules shall reserve the right to retain privileges of the alt/troll name in question, after the agreed upon suspension time has come to an end. At which time, a holding fee be paid to Laurel and Manu prior to restoring the alt/troll name in question. Of which Johnny_Ray_Wilson receives another 50% commission. JRW will donate 50% of this last said commission fee to help support this website.



So, what do you all think of my retirement plan?:devil:
This is where you went off too while I chatting you up?

Dude, seriously.

*facepalm*

I think I'm gonna cry now... or shuffle off to fix another cup of tea...
 
This is where you went off too while I chatting you up?

Dude, seriously.

*facepalm*

I think I'm gonna cry now... or shuffle off to fix another cup of tea...

You might be

Dead to me... soon.

Don't be all mad. I am certain a fair amount of politics would be involved among Lit's finest. Out of my commission fees, hush money will be paid to the right people. :rose:
 
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