i have a big dick..

[Guest]

hi.......i have a realy big dick.....i am very sad about it......each one that want to have sex with me when seeing my dick refused.......what should i do?????????????

 

[bluespoke]

hi.......i have a realy big dick.....i am very sad about it......each one that want to have sex with me when seeing my dick refused.......what should i do?????????????

1 Learn English.

2 Seek medical help for your confusion.

3 Stop using a magnifying glass when looking at your dick!

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Re: i have a big dick..

3 Stop using a magnifying glass when looking at your dick!

Dont be mean.

Is there anything such as dick reduction surgery?

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: i have a big dick..

Dont be mean.

Is there anything such as dick reduction surgery?

Yeah, it's called an eye test!

 

[lovetoread]

Gawd.

That got me.

 

[Tantanah]

hi.......i have a realy big dick.....i am very sad about it......each one that want to have sex with me when seeing my dick refused.......what should i do?????????????

Well you could always jerk off.

 

[RawHumor]

Well, big dicks (supposedly) are genetic. If your dad is as well-hung as you are, then you know your mom can handle your big dick. Why not ask HER to help you out?

Oh, and send a PM to Yayati, or don't you like talking to yourself?

 

[marksgirl]

Well let's see it so we can decide if it's too big

 

[sunstruck]

Well, big dicks (supposedly) are genetic. If your dad is as well-hung as you are, then you know your mom can handle your big dick. Why not ask HER to help you out?

Oh, and send a PM to Yayati, or don't you like talking to yourself?

Good call.

 

[missy2]

The only reason to turn down a weiner,big or small,is because of who it is attached to.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hi.......i have a realy big dick.....i am very sad about it......each one that want to have sex with me when seeing my dick refused.......what should i do?????????????

did Scotty have his HSJ id shut down? this sounds amazingly like him, only less hillarious

 

[phrodeau]

Re: Re: i have a big dick..

did Scotty have his HSJ id shut down? this sounds amazingly like him, only less hillarious

Can't be. His beast of choice can handle his size.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I can give you Lorena Bobbitts number... then you're on your own.

 

[iwmggw]

hi.......i have a realy big dick.....i am very sad about it......each one that want to have sex with me when seeing my dick refused.......what should i do?????????????

Maybe they thought you were a cop?

 

[iwmggw]

or

Stop hanging around playgrounds.

 

[marksgirl]

Where's the beef? Pictures? Let us be the judge!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh come on, guys... what if he's serious? I'd say go to your doctor and ask him about possible medication/surgery options that could reduce the size of your penis. He can probably direct you to different specialists.

 

[bluespoke]

Yoyo is never serious even under his own name.

BTW the profile for this individual suggest they have just turned 17!

 

[iwmggw]

Yoyo is never serious even under his own name.

BTW the profile for this individual suggest they have just turned 17!

Then possibly the big dick thing might just be that he's got small hands.

 

[bluespoke]

Then possibly the big dick thing might just be that he's got small hands.

Or a large imagination!

 

[TWB]

Ask Dillinger.

 

[estevie]

Or a large imagination!

This is my bet!!

 

[ginslinger]

Oh yes...

The only reason to turn down a weiner,big or small,is because of who it is attached to.

Atta-girl Missy!

Yahoo strikes again?

 

[ginslinger]

Oh hey if it's that big, sit on it...

 

[WaxNWane]

Think about getting work as a speed-bump...

...and maybe as a night job, use your head as a doorstop.