I have 20/300 vision

[Problem Child]

...so I poured acid in my baby's eyes so he could experience the bliss of being nearsighted.

Anybody got a fucking problem with that?

 

[Starfish]

That answers my question.

 

[Mensa]

Good thing the parents weren't thalidomide babies.

 

[scylis]

you have children, PC?

that's scary.

 

[alexandraaah]

Just being spawned from you should be enough for them to share your attitudinal disability, but if you wanna pour acid in their eyes to soothe the pain, that's cool too.

 

[Problem Child]

Good thing the parents weren't thalidomide babies.

No shit.

 

[Azwed]

Good thing the parents weren't thalidomide babies.

Fuck yoiu for making me look up a word.

 

[alexandraaah]

Fuck yoiu for making me look up a word.

That's funny, between "yin" and "yip" there's still no "yoiu."

 

[Starfish]

I have a vagina and my kid was born with a penis. I am going to have it removed but I am not even willing to let the doctors try and prevent this from happening. I am going to do it myself with a meat cleaver. A little rubbing alcohol should prevent any infection.

 

[Azwed]

That's funny, between "yin" and "yip" there's still no "yoiu."

Drunken tired typo. Sue me.

 

[Laurel]

That's funny, between "yin" and "yip" there's still no "yoiu."

Yoiu was a very pretty Asian girl I went to college with. For sexual favors, she would look up words in the dictionary. So Azwed was just letting us know that he had given up a sexual favor to have a word looked up.

 

[alexandraaah]

Drunken tired typo. Sue me.

Naw, I'm just being an asshole. I studied too much tonight.

 

[Problem Child]

Yoiu was a very pretty Asian girl I went to college with. For sexual favors, she would look up words in the dictionary. So Azwed was just letting us know that he had given up a sexual favor to have a word looked up.

She was taller than most asian girls and had full, pert breasts, with lovely conical nipples. Her hair was silky because she conditioned it regularly. She had a sister, Bernice, who dated a Korean man named Kim. He was very tall. She didn't love him though. She loved Tony, from the deli.

 

[Nathon_88]

Yoiu was a very pretty Asian girl I went to college with. For sexual favors, she would look up words in the dictionary. So Azwed was just letting us know that he had given up a sexual favor to have a word looked up.

Is THAT how we're supposed to do it?

Hmmm....I've been going about this the wrong way.

Anyone know the defintion of the word grok?

 

[alexandraaah]

She was taller than most asian girls and had full, pert breasts, with lovely conical nipples. Her hair was silky because she conditioned it regularly. She had a sister, Bernice, who dated a Korean man named Kim. He was very tall. She didn't love him though. She loved Tony, from the deli.

Unfortunately, Bernice's mother's chopped her legs off because they themselves were legless.

 

[Laurel]

She was taller than most asian girls and had full, pert breasts, with lovely conical nipples. Her hair was silky because she conditioned it regularly. She had a sister, Bernice, who dated a Korean man named Kim. He was very tall. She didn't love him though. She loved Tony, from the deli.

Bernice, the legless nymphomaniac dancer, had bi thing for Yoiu, and would ask her to look up sometimes as many as 20 words a day.

 

[Azwed]

You all scare me.

Very much.

 

[Problem Child]

Unfortunately, Bernice's mother's chopped her legs off because they themselves were legless.

Or fortunately, if you are have worked in the toluene factory for too many years and have lost all sense of reason and logic.

 

[Laurel]

Azwed loved Yoiu too, but their affair dissolved when he left his college in Virginia to invade Poland.

 

[alexandraaah]

Bernice, the legless nymphomaniac dancer, had bi thing for Yoiu, and would ask her to look up sometimes as many as 20 words a day.

Yoiu was generally agreeable to these requests, trying very hard to please the legless bombshell. At times, when she wouldn't comply, Bernice would yell, "fuck yoiu!"

 

[Nathon_88]

You all scare me.

Very much.

*bows* Thank you.

*blinks* No more Kevin Spacey films for me.......Damn Se7en........I can never eat spagetti again!

 

[alexandraaah]

Or fortunately, if you are have worked in the toluene factory for too many years and have lost all sense of reason and logic.

I don't get it.

 

[Laurel]

C'mere...I'll give it to you.

 

[Azwed]

I don't get it.

toluene

A colorless flammable liquid, CH3C6H5, obtained from coal tar or petroleum and used in aviation fuel and other high-octane fuels, in dyestuffs, explosives, and as a solvent for gums and lacquers. Also called methylbenzene.


Translation nasty ass stuff that really fucks up your head and lungs if you breath too much of it in.

 

[Problem Child]

Bernice resented Yoiu for having legs. She begged Yoiu to undergo a voluntary double amputation, but Yoiu refused time and time again. Then, one day a carpenter who was doing rennovations in Yoiu's apartment left his circular saw behind. Bernice and Yoiu drank vodka that night and had sex, during which Benice said "Baby, it would be so much easier to bump clams if you didn't have those damn legs."

They both stopped and simultaneously turned to look at the saw lying maliciously silent on the table, their drunken heads spinning...