I hate unicorns!

[Phelia]

I'm not usually a parody thread kinda gal (this is my first and, probably, last), but the Google image results were too good to pass up. They even had some with Obama! There's truly a unicorn for everyone's tastes - I think we've finally found something we can all bond and connect over.

I imagine it goes without saying, but I should clarify that I don't really hate unicorns, and that I actually love them. Duh.

Okay, here's the part where I post unicorns.

First up, a stylish duo costume. Two-for-one fun. Just look how happy these people are!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8LwOB81xEzU/T2n4OT56gzI/AAAAAAAAA2w/Ot-O-EzIpCA/s400/unicorn_centaur.jpg

 

[Phelia]

I promised you Obama, and I delivered.

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/uexc_attach/unicorn2.jpg?1728c6

 

[Phelia]

Really? Is this a turn-on for anybody? Really?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkrKq38gtqmwDvcYuiCX8VfNGInOHXLMLZhEvJsFgjxHdCo4ngl42xOu9C

 

[CHNOPS]

http://maxborgesagency.com/wp-content/uploads/Unicorn-Meat.jpg

 

[Phelia]

Apparently, My Little Pony porn exists. I'm just not gonna go there.

But that reminds me: OMG, bronies. I wonder if there are any on the GB. DCL, maybe. He seems the type.

 

[CHNOPS]

Apparently, My Little Pony porn exists. I'm just not gonna go there.

But that reminds me: OMG, bronies. I wonder if there are any on the GB. DCL, maybe. He seems the type.

Did you know that ponies are not baby horses, they're exclusively a kind of full-grown small horse?

It didn't sound right to me, either, but Wiki swears it's true.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

This is one weird fucking thread. Even for you.

 

[Phelia]

http://maxborgesagency.com/wp-content/uploads/Unicorn-Meat.jpg

Hahaha! Looks delicious. I don't even know what's happening here, but I want to know more. Is the name of the movie "Aaargh?" Why is the unicorn actually a person? So many questions. That's a hallmark of good art.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyyl2reZH1qkzq2g.jpg

 

[CHNOPS]

Really? Is this a turn-on for anybody? Really?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkrKq38gtqmwDvcYuiCX8VfNGInOHXLMLZhEvJsFgjxHdCo4ngl42xOu9C

She's a dickface.

 

[Phelia]

Did you know that ponies are not baby horses, they're exclusively a kind of full-grown small horse?

It didn't sound right to me, either, but Wiki swears it's true.

I absolutely did not know that. I guess I did know that a baby horse was called a foal, though. I never thought about it!! Wow, I have a few Christmas lists to retroactively revise. I want something that's going to grow up into Seabiscuit.

This is one weird fucking thread. Even for you.

Everything else is so boring! But I'm not going to complain about it. I'm going to make the world a better place with some mother-fucking unicorns.

Look, this one is an illustration of how Darwinism works!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zOftLFz2x9U/TYZKpq_PppI/AAAAAAAAAT4/jyg7mr7Hx-U/s400/funny-pictures-making-a-unicorn.jpg

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Word! You go.

 

[Phelia]

She's a dickface.

I don't get it.

Ohhh, wait, the dick on her face! Haha!

Word! You go.

Thanks comrade. I've gotten to a very strange part of the internet though. I think it might be time to cash in.

I'm sorry to do this to you all, but I just can't be the only person to see this tonight.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cst2FRGV52U/Tmg0CZZOIbI/AAAAAAAABZo/MDNFV36Oi8Q/s1600/Unicorn.jpg

 

[CHNOPS]

I don't get it.

Ohhh, wait, the dick on her face! Haha!

Holy shit. I hadn't even noticed that part before! OK, she's two dickfaces.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Thanks comrade. I've gotten to a very strange part of the internet though. I think it might be time to cash in.

I'm sorry to do this to you all, but I just can't be the only person to see this tonight.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cst2FRGV52U/Tmg0CZZOIbI/AAAAAAAABZo/MDNFV36Oi8Q/s1600/Unicorn.jpg

Ceen it.

Shit's fucked up, fo sho.

 

[John Doe]

http://www.julianbaker.com/expose/Unicorn-by-Julian-Baker.jpg

 

[Phelia]

Holy shit. I hadn't even noticed that part before! OK, she's two dickfaces.

Oh, cool! So if I sit on her face it counts as a threesome?

Ceen it.

Shit's fucked up, fo sho.

You can always count on the internet to take it one too far.

*normal looking woman*

File that one under things that I'm glad exist!

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://eggheadartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/JesusAndInvisiblePinkUnicorn-211x300.jpg

 

[Quoll]

Hahaha! Looks delicious. I don't even know what's happening here, but I want to know more. Is the name of the movie "Aaargh?" Why is the unicorn actually a person? So many questions. That's a hallmark of good art.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyyl2reZH1qkzq2g.jpg

Technically it's a Horned Cyclops, from a C64 era Game, but at a stretch you could go with Cyclornitaur.

Also the C64 is back.

 

[butters]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cst2FRGV52U/Tmg0CZZOIbI/AAAAAAAABZo/MDNFV36Oi8Q/s1600/Unicorn.jpg

and again, "what the fuck is wrong with some people?"

i might have to adopt that as my sig.

 

[John Doe]

File that one under things that I'm glad exist!

So, will you show me your penis, please?

 

[Lord Emu]

It gets so much worse
http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3851438_f260.jpg

 

[loquere]

I love unicorns. If I can't have a unicorn whats this all been about?