I Hate Training the Retarded

[Ambrosious]

However, that's what I am stuck doing. How do people even get out of school nowadays?

My favorite is the bleeding heart bed wetting liberal tree hugging everyone has a disability mind set that keep telling me to "Be patient" "They will learn it" "You have to overlook thier shortcomings" all the while dealing with an employee that has trouble going potty by herself!!!


No, I didn't hire her, thank you very much. I have human resourses to thank for this little genius. And they tell me I could have turned her down and waited for another "candidate". HA! I tried that once and worked doubles for two months.

OK, I feel better now. I have to go check and make sure Einstein hasn't hurt herself reading a manual. Next, we are going to tackle putting the square blocks in the square holes.

Good freaking God!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Are you saying you have Idiots working for you? or there is just to many dumb people out there you can't stand?


THE WIFE

P.s. There is always the Village Idoit

 

[Cheyenne]

I deleted the reply I was going to make. Would have been too easy of a set up for the rest of the board. Suffice it to say that it had to do with dogs and simple training methods.

Good luck, and remember the penalty for murder.

 

[WebDesignGuru]

My favorite is the bleeding heart bed wetting liberal tree hugging everyone has a disability mind set that keep telling me to "Be patient" "They will learn it" "You have to overlook thier shortcomings" all the while dealing with an employee that has trouble going potty by herself!!!
...Good freaking God!

Nurse...quickly! Another patch...I think we're losing him!

50ml of IV Zyban....stat!<giggle>

 

[DriveSouth]

Maybe they are not retarded, maybe they are just sitting on a vibrator!

 

[FantasyGoddess]

lmao

 

[Nobody Special]

Hey Ambro... I know the Feeling you have.. I have been in that same position with Interns that think they know more then the people that have been in the business for more then 10 yrs... Young, Cocky, Know-it-alls that don't know what the fuck they are doing...

E

 

[*bratcat*]

ambro honey?

 

[CreamyLady]

I'd sympathize, but I'm overqualified.

 

[Ksss]

*sigh* I kind of know how you feel Ambrosious...Right now we are going through three girls being pregnant, all due within a couple of weeks of each other...working in a restaurant we have to hire new people to replace them temporarily...Always seems that just when they are finally getting the hang of it, the people they are replacing are ready to come back to work...

 

[*bratcat*]

KSSS

 

[Ksss]

Thank you cat ...LOL...was better than some of the suggestions I got.... LMAO

 

[crystalhunting]

Hey..its one thing to have incompetent employees..but the true mentally retarded and austistic CANNOT help how they are...they were born that way.Dont go knocking stuff you obviousley dont know about...ok?..Would you rather pay taxes to support the mentally disabled..while they sit at home and do nothing productive?..Or wouldnt it be better to have them working and making a contribution to society?..So you have to work more with them and be more patient...ahhhh POOR BABY!..Adults have patience...children never do.

 

[CreamyLady]

I don't think he was speaking of someone with a true disability, crystalhunting. He was speaking of a new employee who was not quick on the uptake, and driving him crazy.

By the way, did you read the rest of the thread before replying?

 

[crystalhunting]

I thought i did read through the whole thread...but perhaps i missed some comments..Thank you Creamy Lady..I just get enraged at the term "retarded"..that i lost my cool...i apologize people and Ambro.


crystalhunting

 

[DriveSouth]

I was here that morning - Ambro was havin' a tuff mornin' -

 

[CreamyLady]

Well, it isn't the most PC word to use, true. However, all the term means, really, is "behind the others." I think we've all been there, at some time or another.

Personally, my own favorite term would be, "She's not the brightest bulb in the marquee, is she?"

 

[Problem Child]

speaking of PC

I'm an excellent driver, yeaahh......dad lets me drive slow in the driveway...

K-mart, size 34...

Look at all these faaabulous prizes on here on...
...WHEEL...OF...FORTUNE!!!

one thousand seven hundred forty two toothpicks...yeah...

Wapner comes on at 5:30, can't miss Wapner...


yeah...





[Edited by Problem Child on 03-01-2001 at 10:08 PM]

 

[Ally C]

*sigh* I kind of know how you feel Ambrosious...Right now we are going through three girls being pregnant, all due within a couple of weeks of each other...working in a restaurant we have to hire new people to replace them temporarily...Always seems that just when they are finally getting the hang of it, the people they are replacing are ready to come back to work...

What sort of restaurant are you running ksss??? Sounds like a few of your girls have got the hang of it already - perhaps they are getting too much 'tips'?

LMAO

 

[Ally C]

My favorite is the bleeding heart bed wetting liberal tree hugging everyone has a disability mind set that keep telling me to "Be patient" "They will learn it" "You have to overlook thier shortcomings" all the while dealing with an employee that has trouble going potty by herself!!!

Good freaking God!

You have my utmost sympathies Ambrosious. You may be wasting your time deriding such people - I hear those you describe are 'flame retardant' ...

 

[Ambrosious]

Jesus! It isn't like I called her a waterhead or mongoloid or something...