I hate rednecks

[Gilly Bean]

I'm sorry, but I really really do. They drive me nuts.



*Edited to add:





Fucking ignorant morons. Take a joke. Learn to live with it. Grow a sense of humor.

 

[brunhilda]

I'm with ya on that one, sister. I have had more than my fair share of experience with them these past months (years), and they suck. A lot. And not in a good way.

 

[markb325]

Now you go just to far!

 

[Eumenides]

Hey! Rednecks have feelins too!

 

[brunhilda]

Now you've just gone too far!

Sorry, had to help.

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm sorry, but I really really do. They drive me nuts.

Don't apologize, i'm sure the feeling is completely mutual.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You fuckers have gone too far this time.

I'm here to stand up for my friend BKnight2602 and say that not all rednecks are bad guys.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You fuckers have gone too far this time.

I'm here to stand up for my friend BKnight2602 and say that not all rednecks are bad guys.

Oops...my bad, he's a rough-neck.

 

[marksgirl]

Thank goodness Tank's neck is not all red!

 

[Guest]

Better a red-neck than a brown-nose.

 

[marksgirl]

Better a red-neck than a brown-nose.

No shit! (pun intended)

 

[Zilla]

I lived in Tennessee for one long, horrifying year. I will never go back there, ever. Ever!!!!!!!!!

 

[markb325]

I lived in Tennessee for one long, horrifying year. I will never go back there, ever. Ever!!!!!!!!!

Zilla I grew up in that fucked up state. I don't blame you one bit.

 

[Zilla]

Zilla I grew up in that fucked up state. I don't blame you one bit.

Jesus, I am so sorry! I couldn't imagine actually growing up there.

 

[nimbus9]

Please don't consider us mountain men rednecks. We live in the higer elevations just to sperate ourselves from them.

 

[unclej]

oh yeah? well y'all can all jest bi..bightt..(hey ma how do ya spell bite me?) ok, y'all can jest bite me.

 

[Valcorie]

I am a redneck

I am a redneck, and you don't hate me right?

Yes i bought my hubby copenhagen & flannal shirts for christmas,
We have appliances that don't work stored in the garage (freezer)
We grew up in houses with old cars in the back 40


But we draw the line at looking for dates at a family reunion!!!!

lol
valcorie

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I lived in Tennessee for one long, horrifying year. I will never go back there, ever. Ever!!!!!!!!!

well i live in tenn now and do not consider myself a red neck. not everyone is terrible here. no matter where you go there are "rednecks" even in wyoming

 

[morninggirl5]

Jesus, I am so sorry! I couldn't imagine actually growing up there.

Growing up in Tn was no better or worse than growing up anywhere else.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Who'da thunk this thread woulda gone fer so long. Gee willikers.

 

[unclej]

if you can get all the redncks registered here to respond it'll go on a lot longer too.

 

[Lasher]

if you can get all the redncks registered here to respond it'll go on a lot longer too.

Wouldn't you have to teach'em to read first?

Here's a treat for everyone. Local Pittsburgh band, The Buzz Poets, wrote what seems to be the ultimate redneck love song:

Copenhagen Girl

Well I thought I found the girl for me
She had long legs nice hair and a shaved pussy
But no matter how hard I tried
the girl and I could not see eye to eye
But now I know what I need to make my life so complete

I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews Copenhagen
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you

Watching football sunday afternoons
and we'd always share the same spittoon
I'd be her girl and she'd by my man
Consumate our love with a new fresh can
and we'll save up all of our lids
to get that pool table for the kids

I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
Hey baby I think that maybe I love you
Hey baby I think that maybe
I get stupid when your here (stupid!)
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you

Gonna get you girl...

 

[RhumbRunner13]

I'm sorry, but I really really do. They drive me nuts.

You wouldn't know a "Redneck" if you fell over one!

You are an ignorant putz who thinks by the majority vote of the liberals on this board. You have NEVER had an original thought and you probably never will! You are far "dumber" than the typical country "redneck" folk whom you try to criticize!

Good Day.

Rhumb

 

[bad kitty]

I'm sorry, but I really really do. They drive me nuts.

We ain't all bad.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Re: I hate rednecks

We ain't all bad.

no not all rednecks are bad.