I hate Onions!!

[pink]

Actually I really don't but this makes a great parody thread.


mmmmmm Onion breath.

 

[KRCummings]

I could go for the easy cock breath joke but I'm above that.

 

[neci]

caramelized onions
pickled onions
deep fried onions
onions on burgers
onions in burgers
onion soup
the onion
sweet onions
boiled onions
grilled onions

 

[pink]

I could go for the easy cock breath joke but I'm above that.

Oh no you're not, who are you kidding?

 

[pink]

caramelized onions
pickled onions
deep fried onions
onions on burgers
onions in burgers
onion soup
the onion
sweet onions
boiled onions
grilled onions

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[naughtycakes]

I love onions and shallots and scallions and garlic and leeks.

 

[pink]

I love onions and shallots and scallions and garlic and leeks.

I've never had a leek, not sure if I'd like them or not?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Actually I really don't but this makes a great parody thread.


mmmmmm Onion breath.

Yea....love me some onions and garlic too.

Though if eaten heavily it will give jizz/punaner an onion/garlic flavor to it....mmmmm hot onion punaner.

 

[KRCummings]

I've never had a leek, not sure if I'd like them or not?

They taste like cock, you'll love them.

 

[pink]

Yea....love me some onions and garlic too.

Though if eaten heavily it will give jizz/punaner an onion/garlic flavor to it....mmmmm hot onion punaner.

I love garlic even more than onions.

 

[pink]

They taste like cock, you'll love them.

They do not. I've heard they taste like licorice.

 

[neci]

someone get the biscuits!

 

[naughtycakes]

I've never had a leek, not sure if I'd like them or not?

They're awesome. Like a huge, thick scallion with a much more subtle flavor.

I use them in soups, ommelettes or caramelized for salads and pizzas.

Yea....love me some onions and garlic too.

Though if eaten heavily it will give jizz/punaner an onion/garlic flavor to it....mmmmm hot onion punaner.

Love the smell of my hands after peeling and cooking with garlic then masturbating.

 

[KRCummings]

They do not. I've heard they taste like licorice.

So does cock. What have you been sucking?

 

[IndieSnob]

Onions. Blech.

 

[pink]

So does cock. What have you been sucking?

Cock tastes like licorice?

 

[KRCummings]

They do not. I've heard they taste like licorice.

On a side note, my other bitch wants to know if I buy vibrators for my bitches. I told her I did but you couldn't handle it because you're a wimp. I didn't actually say wimp because it was Twitter and I ran out of space but the wimpness was implied.

 

[neci]

Onions. Blech.

no food for you!

 

[KRCummings]

Cock tastes like licorice?

The good ones do. And the black ones but that sorta goes without saying. Indian cock tastes like Twizzlers. Indian=red. Ha! Yes, I felt the need to spell it out because this is Lit.

That post should keep Rory busy for a month or so.

 

[IndieSnob]

no food for you!

Food nazi!

I'm reporting you to RoryN.

 

[pink]

Onions. Blech.

You onion snob, you.

 

[pink]

On a side note, my other bitch wants to know if I buy vibrators for my bitches. I told her I did but you couldn't handle it because you're a wimp. I didn't actually say wimp because it was Twitter and I ran out of space but the wimpness was implied.

Next time, I pick out my own vibrator.

 

[neci]

Food nazi!

I'm reporting you to RoryN.

sausage and onions?

 

[pink]

The good ones do. And the black ones but that sorta goes without saying. Indian cock tastes like Twizzlers. Indian=red. Ha! Yes, I felt the need to spell it out because this is Lit.

That post should keep Rory busy for a month or so.

You are going to give him an aneurysm. lol

 

[KRCummings]

Next time, I pick out my own vibrator.

Next time you'll get what I give you and you'll like it. Ungrateful bitches, I tell you.