I hate my neighbor

[Silverlily]

I swear to god, this man has been mowing his yard since nine this morning (nearly three hours). He mows the whole thing in a north-south pattern (covering the same ground twice) and then repeats the process in an east-west pattern. Granted, I'm not into lawn maintainance, but why on earth would grass need to be cut four times? Or better yet, why would DEAD grass need to be mowed at all?

With any luck, he's out of weed eater string.

 

[sunstruck]

Commandment breaker.

 

[DarkAngel]

I swear to god, this man has been mowing his yard since nine this morning (nearly three hours). He mows the whole thing in a north-south pattern (covering the same ground twice) and then repeats the process in an east-west pattern. Granted, I'm not into lawn maintainance, but why on earth would grass need to be cut four times? Or better yet, why would DEAD grass need to be mowed at all?

With any luck, he's out of weed eater string.

It gives it a nice look.. plus.. its fun to piss off you neighbor

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Re: I hate my neighbor

It gives it a nice look..

It doesn't look good, it looks dead, brown, dry, and dead.

His wife's out there now, yelling at him to come inside.

 

[Guest]

 

[DarkAngel]

Re: Re: Re: I hate my neighbor

It doesn't look good, it looks dead, brown, dry, and dead.

His wife's out there now, yelling at him to come inside.

bahh.. Shoot the wife..

 

[Vilac]

ever thought of taking grasskiller and writing dickhead in his lawn??

Even better yet.....

Use a couple gallons of Kerosene, and spell the word out on the lawn. One match later...and you have quite a festive display.

"Dickhead" or any other variation could be spelled out in nice, flaming letters.

Of course, the next morning after the flames have died out, the burnt text will remain to enjoy for days to come. lol

........not that I'd ever do such a thing, mind you. No no....

V~

 

[lorddragonwolf]

could be worse he could have started at 6 am.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

It seems we have the same neighbor. Fuck is mine ever anal about his lawn. I am intentionally blowing part of my leaves into his yard just to see him have a heart attack.