I Hate My Ex Thread

TN_Vixen

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I swear to God he is the laziest, stupidest, most selfish mother fucker that ever lived. Doesn't pay child support, cannot be bothered to spend more than 6 days a month with his son, enrolls him in basketball all the way across town and insists that I take him to and pick him up from the games when the drive is 30 mins. both ways, then has the fucking nerve to ask me for sex!

I've gotten passed the stage of wanting to shoot him in cold blood and dance in it to just wanting to not ever see his face as long as I live.

God he makes me fucking sick.


whew, thanks
 
Can't blame the guy for the sex part......


But the rest puts a real black eye on the gang. Sorry for your misfortune and wish you good luck in the future.
 
Tn Vixen honey, if I promise not to enroll your son in some sport across town.....can we have sex?
 
I used to hate my ex but she was also my gf and best friend for to many years to continue that. We are friends again now. Maybe not best friends yet but friends.


I do however hate all of my current gf's exs. They have fucked her up beyone belief and caused her more grief then anyone deserves. The girl had enough problems thrown at her when she was born she did not need this loser guys giving her more.
 
Merelan said:
Tn Vixen honey, if I promise not to enroll your son in some sport across town.....can we have sex?

Merelen,

you know I'm a sucker for your sweettalk. The answer is: Of course! heh
 
TN_Vixen said:
I swear to God he is the laziest, stupidest, most selfish mother fucker that ever lived

TN Vixen, were you married to my first husband??? :D :p

I sympathize with ya! My ex moved to another state and now expects me to haul our son back and forth to his house (4+ hour drive each way!).

I can smile, though....cause other than the occasional phone call, I don't have to put up with him anymore! :)
 
I don't exactly hate my ex, but I am severely annoyed with her.
 
Myst said:
Want me to beat him up, TN?

What would be even better is if you called him up, made a date, had him show up (maybe at a hotel?) - then tie him to the bed naked and leave him to be found by the maid service.

After taking pictures, please.

Very good blackmail material for me when he starts his shit.
 
Okay. Can I take his wallet and his kidney? I'll touch up on my surgical skills. I look like a heroin addict right now. One of my friends decided that I would be a perfect subject for performing intravenous probes on. Maybe she would like to use him instead. It doesn't hurt, just bruises the inside of my arms. We can take pictures of that, and then the courts will think he's shooting up. I'll get a bent spoon, too, and set it on his chest.
 
Myst said:
I'll get a bent spoon, too, and set it on his chest.

LOL.

I'm just picturing him tied up with bruises on his arms and a bent spoon lying on his pale chest.

I think you should sign me up for the "evil" on the good vs. evil thread because I apparently find this image too enjoyable.
 
My ex's ... well, it's a mixed bag. All but two were very nice people.

Now, those other two can die a horrible, slow, fungus infested death for all I care.

No, not really. But their own character flaws will get them in enough trouble in life. No one likes a self-centered momma's boy bastard.
 
All my exs love me, they just can't live with me. Now, I gotta decide which one I go to for Christmas after they've all invited me.

Fuck, I'm gonna die no matter who I choose!
 
celiaKitten said:
No one likes a self-centered momma's boy bastard.

add "conceited 12-sandwhich eating mf-er to that sentence and you got it baby
 
TN_Vixen said:


add "conceited 12-sandwhich eating mf-er to that sentence and you got it baby

Yeah! Mother fucking fat-ass who gained 40 lbs in a year, yet complained when I gained 20 within 3 ...

(yeah, I'm pissed ... thinking about him makes me start twitching... *grrrr*);)
 
celiaKitten said:


Yeah! Mother fucking fat-ass who gained 40 lbs in a year, yet complained when I gained 20 within 3 ...

(yeah, I'm pissed ... thinking about him makes me start twitching... *grrrr*);)

Move on, there has to be better guys for you ladies. You're just settling too quick
 
TN_Vixen said:
I swear to God he is the laziest, stupidest, most selfish mother fucker that ever lived. Doesn't pay child support, cannot be bothered to spend more than 6 days a month with his son, enrolls him in basketball all the way across town and insists that I take him to and pick him up from the games when the drive is 30 mins. both ways, then has the fucking nerve to ask me for sex!

I've gotten passed the stage of wanting to shoot him in cold blood and dance in it to just wanting to not ever see his face as long as I live.

God he makes me fucking sick.


whew, thanks

OK maybe I'm not understanding it all,but why would you give your EX SEX? If hes your ex then that says it all. Move on
 
Rick DeVille said:


Move on, there has to be better guys for you ladies. You're just settling too quick

I have - and luckily I got outta there before I was idiotic enough to get stuck in a marriage.
 
Re: Re: I Hate My Ex Thread

Tim1 said:


OK maybe I'm not understanding it all,but why would you give your EX SEX? If hes your ex then that says it all. Move on

I wouldn't give him sex. But he had the balls to ask me if I would. Seeing as how I left HIM I and he'd never been more than a 2-minute wonder in bed, makes me wonder what the hell he's thinking??

I would let my pussy turn black and fall off before I'd have sex with him again.

heh
 
Re: Re: Re: I Hate My Ex Thread

TN_Vixen said:

I would let my pussy turn black and fall off before I'd have sex with him again.

heh

That's it, I'm gonna have nitemares!
 
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