I HATE it when...

[snoangel]

his computer locks up during a call, and I lose him for long periods of time while he sorts getting back on.

 

[Joey3308]

....ya pull up to the drive-up order thingy to order a taco and the goon inside says, "How are you?". How stupid. He doesn't give two shits how I am and if I told him the line would grow and people would commit suicide and they'd be out of business. Simply say, HI....ready to order? Not rocket science

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

i get booted from yahoo.
grrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Joey3308]

i get booted from yahoo.
grrrrrrrrrrrr

Were you a bad girl?

 

[ltnsfr007]

i get booted from yahoo.
grrrrrrrrrrrr

LMAO who you ?

Hey Alison I got to find this video for you BRB

 

[ltnsfr007]

his computer locks up during a call, and I lose him for long periods of time while he sorts getting back on.

Got toys ?

 

[snoangel]

Got toys ?

He's my toy of choice

 

[Joey3308]

....the damn automatic teller takes my card and swallows it and won't give it back and the guard has the balls to ask me to stop beating on the machine

 

[Joey3308]

.....its time to go home and the boss asks ya to work overtime

 

[Joey3308]

....ya go to the toilet at work and it sounds like the guy in the next stall is giving birth

 

[kendra1980]

I hate it when I do something foolish, and it hurts the one I love.

 

[Joey3308]

....every pigeon in Chicago takes a crap on my car at the same time

 

[Joey3308]

...........she says she's found "someone better"

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/Pr112206girlsbestfriend420.jpg

 

[rich123103]

someone

sometakes the last cup of coffee and does not make another pot

 

[ltnsfr007]

...........she says she's found "someone better"

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/Pr112206girlsbestfriend420.jpg

That's funny Joey, did she super-size it ?

Ask her if it fit

 

[Joey3308]

....ya eat a footlong hot dog on a poppy seed bun and six hours later the damn poppy seeds are still stuck between your teeth when your tryin to look cool hittin on all the ladies

 

[FantasySlut]

....ya eat a footlong hot dog on a poppy seed bun and six hours later the damn poppy seeds are still stuck between your teeth when your tryin to look cool hittin on all the ladies

lol lol
hate when i want to be in a bad mood and then i see stuff like this and it makes me laugh LOL

 

[Joey3308]

....your tryin on a new wet suit for diving and ya have to fart bigtime

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/neverfartinwetsuit-1.jpg

 

[snoangel]

Now that's funny!

I would hate to be around Joey when they let the air out of that wetsuit

 

[Joey3308]

....the little guy "hints" that he wants to go out

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/7c0bd63f.jpg

 

[Joey3308]

....I have to babysit during football

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/458050bb.jpg

 

[Joey3308]

.....it doesn't snow all winter...till now...and I'm out of windshield washer gusher stuff

 

[Joey3308]

....all ya get in the mail is bills

 

[Joey3308]

....the neighbor and his wife have a fight at 6 am

 

[asian_princess]

....the neighbor and his wife have a fight at 6 am

...what time do they "make up" ??