I hate hos.

Weevil said:
I know. Some people actually think there's more to posting than painfully obvious, pathetic come-ons.

Or we could bring newbies to tears with our sarcastic sword in one thread while talking about the joys of the newest garage band in another, but what kind of Lit existence would that be?
 
RawHumor said:
Or we could bring newbies to tears with our sarcastic sword in one thread while talking about the joys of the newest garage band in another, but what kind of Lit existence would that be?

Hehehe, good times.
 
LeahLo519 said:
Clarification: In a college type setting.

I understood what you meant.

There must be an awfully high drop-out rate if that's the case.
 
RawHumor said:
Or we could bring newbies to tears with our sarcastic sword in one thread while talking about the joys of the newest garage band in another, but what kind of Lit existence would that be?

Why, the pimpingest existence imaginable.
 
Weevil said:
Why, the pimpingest existence imaginable.

And what are pimps without hos?

Which leads me back to my original question.

It's the circle of pimpitude.
 
RawHumor said:
And what are pimps without hos?

Which leads me back to my original question.

It's the circle of pimpitude.

True dat. We should be talking less about Pot and Cornfields, more about turning bitches out.
 
Recidiva said:
Maybe they've changed it, used to be that way at least, maybe 15 years ago.

I've never seen a field of weed. But I didn't go looking either.

First husband's family lives in Lawrence.

I've never been to Kansas (that I know of, might have driven through once or twice as a child but I'm not sure). I do know that marijuana grown in corn fields happens (happened) all over the midwest... usually under extreme electrical wires where helicopters can't hover over and detect them with their pot plant finding sensors.
 
Weevil said:
True dat. We should be talking less about Pot and Cornfields, more about turning bitches out.

Heh, you and Raw would make lousy pimps I bet :p
 
Morcheeba said:
I've never been to Kansas (that I know of, might have driven through once or twice as a child but I'm not sure). I do know that marijuana grown in corn fields happens (happened) all over the midwest... usually under extreme electrical wires where helicopters can't hover over and detect them with their pot plant finding sensors.
My mother grew about 7 acres in the middle of a milo or soy or something field when she was in her 20s...they didn't worry about helicopters then, but she said she nearly had a heart attack every time a crop duster came by.
 
Morcheeba said:
Heh, you and Raw would make lousy pimps I bet :p

Well, Raw definitely would be terrible because as the great Al Bundy said "In order to be a pimp, you need to protect your girls"

I'm not only a pimp, I'm the big pimp.
 
LeahLo519 said:
My mother grew about 7 acres in the middle of a milo or soy or something field when she was in her 20s...they didn't worry about helicopters then, but she said she nearly had a heart attack every time a crop duster came by.

LoL! I'm not going to name the state but there were a few times during weed droughts where homegrown was the only way to go. I'd drop off a few friends in the middle of nowhere and then circle around while they picked their plants beneath electrical wires in cornfields and then I'd pick them up 20 minutes later. Man, those were such scabby days *shaking my head*
 
Morcheeba said:
LoL! I'm not going to name the state but there were a few times during weed droughts where homegrown was the only way to go. I'd drop off a few friends in the middle of nowhere and then circle around while they picked their plants beneath electrical wires in cornfields and then I'd pick them up 20 minutes later. Man, those were such scabby days *shaking my head*
People still do that quite a bit. I know people who go canoing down rivers to plant a stash in the woods somewhere...then they take fun trips to go get it. And this has led to canoe expeditions by people who don't plant their own, but go exploring to find someone else's garden and steal it.
 
Bah. You americans and your shitty cess. You want weed, you grow it in your closet.
 
RawHumor said:
At long last, Weevil's true identity is revealed.

Obviously you're not even pimpin' enough to have seen American Pimp
 
Morcheeba said:
That's hardcore and also rather stupid.

Oh please. Maybe for idiots who can't handle the concept of electric lights.
 
Weevil said:
Bah. You americans and your shitty cess. You want weed, you grow it in your closet.
That's a really horrible idea. Do you know how much an actual marijuana plant smells? And how much shit you would be in if you got caught (which you would eventually...) No, no, no...that's STUPID.
 
LeahLo519 said:
I've only worked with her 2 days, so I imagine I'll get around to it when I can't take her disgusting stories any more.

I already told my boss that there might be problems with me and her.



You need to borrow $50?
 
Weevil said:
Oh please. Maybe for idiots who can't handle the concept of electric lights.

You're talking like a few plants? Otherwise, down here in the states, electric companies take note when a homeowner or apt. renter on a grid has a higher than usual monthly bill. Those who turn their garages into makeshift pot growing areas are always busted because of this.

I've been to places where some grew their own in closets with lights and aluminum foil set up (the works) and I always thought, 'wow, this is not good. I'm outta here.'
 
Morcheeba said:
You're talking like a few plants? Otherwise, down here in the states, electric companies take note when a homeowner or apt. renter on a grid has a higher than usual monthly bill. Those who turn their garages into makeshift pot growing areas are always busted because of this.

I've been to places where some grew their own in closets with lights and aluminum foil set up (the works) and I always thought, 'wow, this is not good. I'm outta here.'
Even one plant is dangerous if you're using the right lights because even companies that sell them keep tabs on who guys them...and even one plant is intent to sell and not just possession.
 
Morcheeba said:
You're talking like a few plants? Otherwise, down here in the states, electric companies take note when a homeowner or apt. renter on a grid has a higher than usual monthly bill. Those who turn their garages into makeshift pot growing areas are always busted because of this.

I've been to places where some grew their own in closets with lights and aluminum foil set up (the works) and I always thought, 'wow, this is not good. I'm outta here.'

Hmmm, it's almost as if Canadian and American authorities prosecute small grow-ops differently.
 
LeahLo519 said:
Holy shit, you lived there?! I'll be moving there eventually and I can't wait. Was Mass Street amazing when you were there?

lol, I don't know about amazing....but let's just say, my weekends were entertaining :)

Some really fun places to hang out, that's for sure, I love the diversity in that town, and it's really grown since I lived there.

If I ever buy a house, I may buy it there instead of here in KC, although I'm getting past the college party stage :(

The best place was this bar called the "granada" it used to be a movie theatre, so the place was HUGE with a stage and a movie screen....it was a fun techno dance club...they only use it for concerts now :(

My other favorite place, was called the "sandbar" it was literally the size of a box, and had a cute little jukebox and you could stand/dance on the bar, kind of like coyote ugly style, it was such a hole in the wall, but I hearted that place.

God damn, now I have this urge to go there, but alas I have no friends that like to party anymore and it's a 25 min drive :(
 
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