Lavendar.. oh please noooo! LoL.. my ta-ta's are anything but bodacious.. that's the push-up, padded, underwire bra talking, I swear!
Take away the bra.. and you've got.. uh.. dare I say? Man, I wanna cry... man-handled boobies. Actually, it wasn't mans fault, it was my babies. (then again, I guess that would be mans fault, huh? Damn men!)
My poor little B's don't deserve such an honor as thy crown and title..
(PS.. if your source was a little boy that we both know.. he knows nothing of the sort These ta-ta's haven't been touched for many moons)
Well, how about you retain your crown.. and i'll wear this dusty old one I found sitting on the bookshelf.. I kinda liked Siren's title: She of the bodacious pierced ta tas
I make up words all the time. It's most definitively not a Texan thing. I don't care how horridigible it may seem, but it's not. And besides, epiphanic and profoundity are grammatically correct.