I had to change his name - it's the only way it could work out. The Boom-Boom Song.

[Sparky Kronkite]

(It's called artistic license. So sue me.)



Dixon Lee Carter, he ain’t no real farter
Cause he’s got a cork up his ass

But when Dixon Lee Carter, decides to be a martyr
He pulls the plug and lets caution to the wind

Boom – boom!
DCL unloads from his rectum (hey)

Boom – boom!

DCL let’s a huge cloud fly (oh no)

Boom – boom!

DCL’s got everybody on the run (ahhhh)

And that cork just hit me right between my eyes
And that cork just hit me right between my eyes

(Everbody now, c’mon clap yer hands!)

Boom – boom!

 

[Siren]

Sparks?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL I know the song, and it kinda works. And I know you were looking for a rhyme with "martyr", but the name isn't Dixon Lee Carter. Kinda blows the whole thing.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Damn. I'm trying to remember the original lyrics to the "Boom-Boom" song. It's a real song that was parodied ("Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be craaaa-zy!") What the hell was the title?

 

[Guest]

I don't know what I hate more....Sparky or the fact that my ego is so big I can't hold my head up to type.

 

[Ksss]

???
A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops," said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way down South where bananas grow
A flea stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way up North where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Eli, Eli had some socks
A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
The more you wear 'em the better they get
And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear that golden tone
Asked myself out for a date
Said be ready 'bout half-past eight!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself on the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Holy shit, that's it! Wow, I haven't seen all the lyrics together in years. Thanks KM.

 

[Ambrosious]

Holy shit, that's it! Wow, I haven't seen all the lyrics together in years. Thanks KM.

He has a hard time distinguishing M's from S's.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Whoa! You're right. LOL Sorry Kssssssssssss. My eye went right to the lyrics.

 

[Ksss]

LMAO!

 

[Ksss]

LOL It's alright Dixon, I get confused on my keyboard too, you'd think they could come up with an alphabet that has less letters.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think Todd has one.

No, wait, that's a library with less books.