I had sex lastnight and this morning

[lilminx]

yet I'm still horny as hell.

I need a guy to be available to me on a whim. He should just sit in the corner of my apartment quietly and his only purpose in life should be to serve me when I call for him.

Is that too much to ask?

 

[Angel]

I think you can buy those in Manhattan.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I hope not, because I want one too.

 

[nasty1]

If I could, I would.

 

[lilminx]

I think you can buy those in Manhattan.

Honey, I don't want to PAY for him! He should revel in being able to worship me, and just be happy with that.

 

[Angel]

Honey, I don't want to PAY for him! He should revel in being able to worship me, and just be happy with that.

So I guess that means I can't mail order Glam from you then.

 

[lilminx]

Well, if YOU want to pay, that's fine, but I don't know if he'll actually revel in worshipping you.

maybe you should pick someone who actually likes sex with women.

 

[Angel]

It's okay, I still have my imagination.




And no, it isn't too much to ask.

 

[Zmey]

You can have me for a low price of $19.95. Only problem is I can't sit in the corner.

 

[lilminx]

It's okay, I still have my imagination.

As do I, which is probably what I'm going to use soon while I play and watch some porn.....

 

[Zmey]

^^that was a joke^^ ...you can laugh now

 

[lilminx]

You can have me for a low price of $19.95. Only problem is I can't sit in the corner.

Nope, sorry- I don't pay for it, now matter how cheap it is.

Why can't you sit in the corner?

 

[Angel]

Fine fine, I'll transform into a man.

 

[Zmey]

Why can't you sit in the corner?

My tail wont stop waging when there is a woman in the room...

 

[lilminx]

My tail wont stop waging when there is a woman in the room...

Ah, but see, if you were my current ideal you would be a good boy and wait in the corner until I called for you.

Angel, if you transformed into a man there would be a lot of unhappy men on this board.

 

[Angel]

There will also be a lot of unhappy men on this board if I steal the corner from them.

Oh well.

 

[lilminx]

Yes, but I wouldn't be unhappy, and that's all that matters. So let's do it- you turn into a man, come here, we'll run off together and leave all the Lit men weeping.

 

[Gusty Wind]

You can have me for a low price of $19.95. Only problem is I can't sit in the corner.

why can't you sit in the corner ? lol..

ping*

 

[Angel]

Cool. I need a NY accent fix.

 

[Zmey]

glamoria would be happy

I can't contain my self. I would be torture

 

[Zmey]

Cool. I need a NY accent fix.

I can help you with that ... repeat after me New.... Yawk.....

 

[cricketbug]

lilminx...

that's called a well-hung def mute who knows how to cook and vacuum! *bol*

 

[yuppietowngirl]

yet I'm still horny as hell.

I need a guy to be available to me on a whim. He should just sit in the corner of my apartment quietly and his only purpose in life should be to serve me when I call for him.

Is that too much to ask?

I want a guy like this also...but I need to be the sub. But he still has to be waiting there for "me" hehe

 

[lilminx]

Don't forget about the dishes

Know of anyone who fits that description, cricket?

 

[miles]

yet I'm still horny as hell.

I need a guy to be available to me on a whim. He should just sit in the corner of my apartment quietly and his only purpose in life should be to serve me when I call for him.

Is that too much to ask?

My motto is: "To serve when called."