I had nothing to do with this!

And the parks department is always complaining about bears outwitting their traps. Now they know how to do it. Use a Toyota Corolla with a sandwich inside. The bears will trap themselves. :)
 
Naw, those wilderness relatives are a lost cause. Great grandpa figured that out when he got that job with the Forest Service and moved to the suburbs. He's not the only one. Brutus is another genius who figured out that the bear's real place was at the table.
 
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