I had an epiphany Friday night...

[Expertise]

I was out with some freinds Friday night when I had a moment of clarity. This would only be strange if I hadn't been CRIPPLED drunk at the time.

I thought to myself;

"Ya' know (I always think in contractions when i'm drunK)... some people get drunk and they think the're tough.... they wanna' fight.

I get drunk and I think i'm rich..... 'cause I wanna' smoke"

Then I got sulky and went home because someone is too far away to drop in on at 0200.

Seriously those things are getting crazy. They are like $10.00 a pack here.

 

[Guest]

Thank you, French duty-free.

 

[Cleopatra]

Better than fighting, I'd guess. More expensive, but better on the clothes at least.

And *is* 0200 too late, in the grand scheme of things?

 

[Expertise]

Thank you, French duty-free.

As long as there not french cigs.

 

[Expertise]

Better than fighting, I'd guess. More expensive, but better on the clothes at least.

And *is* 0200 too late, in the grand scheme of things?

The problem was actually distance ..... it was only 22:00 her time

 

[Cleopatra]

The problem was actually distance ..... it was only 22:00 her time

Ah. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and the drunk really annoyed.

 

[Expertise]

Ah. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and the drunk really annoyed.

Nawww I am the worlds calmest (sp?) drunk. And i would be exceedingly fond regardless.

 

[Cleopatra]

Nawww I am the worlds calmest (sp?) drunk. And i would be exceedingly fond regardless.

Excellent. I was speaking with myself in mind, also. Although with me, annoyed turns into long nights sitting up trying to solve the worlds problems, which makes me even more annoyed in the morning.

 

[Guest]

*taking a break*

 

[Expertise]

Re: *taking a break*

How ironic... I was exceedingly drunk Friday night as well. I have the dancing blisters to prove it.

The only thing that was remotely close to being an epiphany was that I wasn't going to have to worry about going home.

Its a damn good thing I left a trail of breadcrumbs or I wouldn't have found my way home

 

[Guest]

I forgot my bread.

 

[Expertise]

Re: I forgot my bread.

I just let the witch push me in the oven and eat me.

You know I love it when you talk dirty

 

[Guest]

Oh, he loves me! *swoon*

 

[April]

Tune in Wed. night. April will be drunk off her ass.

 

[Guest]

 

[April]

Quite possibly.

 

[Expertise]

OK........ so far i'm liking where this is going

 

[April]

You would.

Hey, I need to PM you, but I'm too damn lazy to do so.

 

[Guest]

 

[TN_Vixen]

My God!

This is what happens when I'm away from Lit? Expertise returns? Hey baby! How've you been?

 

[Expertise]

Re: My God!

This is what happens when I'm away from Lit? Expertise returns? Hey baby! How've you been?

Better than the national average Vix. Hows things?

 

[Guest]