I had a sexual dream

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

I don't know about obsession Hanns, but I always dream about futility.

I dream about the things I can't accomplish or have.....


Frustration isn't good for you.

 

[Nobby Stiles]

The way that sexy girl disappeared and was replaced by male Arabs just as you were about to have a sexual encounter indicates that you are a closet homosexual who wishes to have sex with young bedouin boys.

 

[fgarvb1]

Relax! What you almost had, was a almost normal dream.

Raise your dosage a little more.


Sorry dude, i couldn't let it go by!

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

I think your dream says you are conflicted by your duty & responsibility to campaign against the "arab scum" (sic) and your desire to have lusty, frequent sexual intercourse with the ever-lovely Sexy-Girl.

The prison is the General Board.

The bitch captors are Killer Muffin & The Clique.

I think your dream shows you are responsible, normal and horny, with good judgement as to values.

Lance

About Sexy-Girl.


Usually my dreams are military influenced. Past experiences in conflict being played over and over in my mind like a never ending torture by evil Japanese POW guards


But last night I dreamt that Sexy-Girl and I had been kidnapped. We were being held for weeks (I must have left my gat at home...for once it wasn't in the dream)

We were being held by a woman?? a fucking chick..but she had Lisa hostage and threatened to call up the stooges to have Lisa's throat cut (how sad)

Anyway we were both gagging for a shag, because we'd been held for weeks


We were in seperate rooms, I beckoned the bitch over. She was just crossing the hallway (naked) when my fucking dream turned into some fucking grenade throwing battle with arabs. I was fucking pissed off big style

For once I wished I didn't dream about killing arabs


I didn't get to shag her. I think she was kinda disappointed too.




Can some clever person out there tell me what this dream means? Am I obsessed with her...or arabs?

 

[Guest]

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

I take it your hand got a good work out as usual.

Wanker!

 

[S. Freud]

Sorry, I'm afraid Lance has quite failed to grasp the symbolism of your dream.

The prison is your unresolved oedipal complex. The Arabs represent your father - whom who need to kill, since he has come to prevent you from achieving your desire to possess you mother (represented by Sexygirl).

This is merely further proof of your phallic fixation, due to your arrested socio-sexual development.

 

[sexy-girl]

I don't know about obsession Hanns, but I always dream about futility.

I dream about the things I can't accomplish or have.....


Frustration isn't good for you.

i agree with misstaken

 

[MissTaken]

I dream about sexy-girl too!

 

[Guest]

I dream about sexy-girl too!

Who doesn't.

 

[Guest]

 

[sterlingclay]

I think I just entered the twilight zone... where the trolls are friendly and the norms are flamers.



sexy-girl is the master lion tamer. You go girl.

 

[MissTaken]

It's pointless that Sexy-G tries to fight what will be the inevitable outcome - She will be mine.

Umm but she was flirting with me, first, Hanns!

 

[Guest]

 

[sexy-girl]

Umm but she was flirting with me, first, Hanns!

and flirting with you last

 

[Lasher]

But last night I dreamt that Sexy-Girl and I had been kidnapped. We were being held for weeks (I must have left my gat at home...for once it wasn't in the dream)

This is very telling statement.

Hannsie finally finds himself with his dream woman, and yet he is unable to locate his "weapon". Thus being rendered impotent, the situation runs beyond his control.

You would've made Freud a happy man, Hannsie.

 

[Guest]

 

[sexy-girl]

Re: Re: I had a sexual dream

This is very telling statement.

Hannsie finally finds himself with his dream woman, and yet he is unable to locate his "weapon". Thus being rendered impotent, the situation runs beyond his control.

You would've made Freud a happy man, Hannsie.

LOL !


hann's its sweet you had a dream of me (or disturbing im not sure)

but lets face it there is a few women on lit that you'd actually have a slim chance with ... why not dream of them instead of me who even if you were the nicest guy here you wouldn't have a chance with

 

[SpiceCake]

Who's Lisa?

 

[sexy-girl]

Who's Lisa?

my girlfriend

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[SpiceCake]

my girlfriend

Oh! Poor Hannsy should just give it up, heh!