I gotta get rid of this goddamn rash. Now.

Cirrus

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OK, I did a stupid thing. I used Nair on my bikini line on Sunday without doing a patch test. I'm not allergic to ANYTHING, and I thought I'd used Nair before, but, you all know where this is probably going. I'm allergic to Nair. And I still have the rash. And there's a slim chance I might have an *ahem* gentleman caller tomorrow night. So, any ideas on how to get my nether region to stop looking like I tried hair removal with a Dremel tool? Or should we just do it with the lights off so he doesn't see it and think I have some dread disease?
 
Girlie, if you have the rash, I know it hurts like hell. Tell him tonight's all about him, and give a fantastic massage, bj. You'll earn some extra points, and you won't be moaning in pain tomorrow.

Maybe it's less painful for you though, mine was actually bleeding from the hair follicles! :eek: If so, I'd just go with the lights out, or candle light?
 
Oh gods!
No no no - i'm laughing with you, honestly!

I, uh, did the same thing with Magic lotion last July, only it was hours before my friend was to arrive for the 4th of July weekend and there was NO chance he would not be exploring down there, you know?

Like wiggles, i was acutally bleeding in a place or two, and the rest of it looked (and felt) like raw meat or something. I was PANICKING and felt it was way beyond ugly and well into stupendously gross.

So, put some aloe vera on it.
Let it dry using your blow dryer on low.
Put more on.
Dry it again.
Keep clothing off it as much as possible. (Oh well, if one *must* walk around the house naked, then one must... right?)

When he gets there, just explain the whole thing to him. Laugh about how sensitive your skin is and how he'll have to be so gentle with you or he'll bruis you. (Like that worked for me.)(Like i wanted it to work.)(Sorry... of subject.)

It's only a little hair removal accident. No more, no less. It's not like you have a disease or anything. Just tell him the story. Laugh about being more careful next time (i've never used anything but soap and a razor since!), and carry on with your evening.
:rose:
 
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