i got my first covid shot this morning.

[rae121452]

it's 11 pm and so far my upper arm, shoulder and one side of my neck hurt like a cramp, i feel like i'm in the first stage of a cold and i get a hard on whenever i see a picture of melinda gates. being a fag, only that last one is really concerning.

 

[coati]

I got both shots, and my lingering symptom is losing internet connectivity every time I say something negative about Bill Gates. That second chip the National Guard injected into my arm apparently must have Bluetooth capability.

And, you're right, suddenly I am infatuated with Melinda Gates. Hubba, hubba!

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

I refuse to get that crap, the symptoms of losing taste and smell is to risky.. Its my only safeguard from licking a dirty stinky puss after drinking on friday nights.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'm just afraid the Gates Chip will cause interference with my NSA Issued Mark II Butt Chip (with the toilet seat recharger).

Seriously though congrats on the vaccine. (Still patiently waiting my turn here in California - middle aged, upper middle class, no pre-existing health issues, my race has an outreach based on income, but I'm over the threshold there) so I should get it about the time they'll be giving them out with Happy Meals.)

 

[rae121452]

almost midnight 24 hrs. later. i woke up feeling like i had a head cold, spent an uncomfortable night because my arm ached and was sensitive. now, all of that is gone. arm felt better immediately after a hot shower this morning. dare i think i'm plague free already?

 

[KeithD]

I refuse to get that crap, the symptoms of losing taste and smell is to risky.. Its my only safeguard from licking a dirty stinky puss after drinking on friday nights.

Be sure to tell the pussy you won't get the shot. She'll probably, rightfully, tell you to just go off and lick yourself and stay away from anyone else, since you can't quite understand why we all have to do this--for each other.