I Got me a muthafuckin..

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

important questions

Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?

and why can't I go get fast food without the board falling apart?

 

[Private Vasquez]

"F– my tight C-word with your huge blankety-blank, you big, black you-know-what"

maybe we're allergic to Carls Jr.

 

[Spinaroonie]

important questions
and why can't I go get fast food without the board falling apart?

Because I am stupid and 733†. The Board said "Your AV is too funny and 733† for me! I will crash now. This is 9k of pure adrenaline and excitement. However when those things combine, they are no longer pure, which cretes a logic error and where is Linux when you need it?" Oh, some of that was my words.

I am sorry Laurel! Please don't sueX0r me!

 

[Ginny]

I Got me a muthafuckin..WebCam!
What, did you think I finished my papers?
Not a chance.
Look at me go, oh yeah.

are the papers finished yet, alex?

i need another fix....

 

[candysuttan]

I use my web cam every mon and tuesday on yahoo and I get really naked and dirty Look me up on m onday at about 9 central time All is welcome no one is denied unless of course the room is too full like usual..... candy

 

[alexandraaah]

are the papers finished yet, alex?

i need another fix....

Why...YES, I MOTHERFUCKING AM!

Damn, feels good.

 

[Jimi]

Hey all you chumps, it's a goddamn sexfest in here.

*fanning myself*

Can I cum too? ALEX... Puh-leeze?

 

[Ginny]

Weeeeeeeeeeee! You finished!

Congratulations, alexandraaaaahhh!

<emailing end of semester masturbatory party supplies>

http://www.cleansheets.com/images/astroglide.jpg
http://www.beproud.com/images/toy-dildo-black-ballsy-supercock-6in.jpg
http://www.mikeshardlemonade.com/usa/gifs/6pack.gif
http://www.cigarsaroundtheworld.com/images/doublesided.jpg
http://www.gizmos-uk.com/GameM9.gif
http://whyfiles.org/111salt/images/easycheese.jpg

mmmmm fun tonight!

 

[alexandraaah]

Shit, Ginny, I thought all those supplies were for finals.

Now what?

 

[Mischka]

Now what?

Road trip?

 

[alexandraaah]

Road trip?

You know, Mischka, you've been coyly hitting on me for two days now. I can see it. I can feel the love.

Should I call your bluff?

 

[Mischka]

I've been coy about it? Damn. It's this whole mainly-straight thing that's getting in the way.

 

[Tx girl]

I have a web cam some where! You could have just used mine!