I got a zit on my balls

[Guest]

No kidding.

Could be a cyst.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I suggest you pop it with an ice pick. That's the preferred method for dealing with this sorts of problems. And don't forget to rub the tip in the garbage first to sterilize it.




I'm not a doctor, trust me.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I suggest you pop it with an ice pick. That's the preferred method for dealing with this sorts of problems. And don't forget to rub the tip in the garbage first to sterilize it.




I'm not a doctor, trust me.

Ice pick? You really think that will work? or would a rusty razor work better?

 

[acitore_vuli]

Ice pick? You really think that will work? or would a rusty razor work better?

That's about the scariest fucking av I've seen to date.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, he's had his shots.

Perhaps a 16 penny nail they used to hold the old outhouse together?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Boots. Hob nail boots. Good and hard whack with the heel. Several Times.

Only way.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You could always give the sewage treatment plant a call...they get broken shards of glass in their filters all the time.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Oh wait....he said he had a zit on his balls....maybe that's his penis?

 

[Guest]

Thanks for your concern. I've just needled it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We love ya, baby.

 

[TumbledLove]

Castration. It's the only way.

 

[phrodeau]

I'll bet his balls haven't even dropped yet.

 

[MissVictoria]

Trust me to take care of cysts yourself. *shudder* Its way better to lance it yourself, then have the doctor do it... at least if you do it, its done and over with. If they do it, they make you stuff it with gauze for two weeks, and that HURTS

 

[HeavyStick]

Trust me to take care of cysts yourself. *shudder* Its way better to lance it yourself, then have the doctor do it... at least if you do it, its done and over with. If they do it, they make you stuff it with gauze for two weeks, and that HURTS

shhhhh, now he will go to the doctor, not only will they pull his balls from his pelvis, but he'll think that the procedure is testicular augmentation.

 

[Guest]

Woof! Woof! <an octave higher than before>

 

[chromefreak]

Maybe its an ingrown hair...

In which case, dig around in there and see if you can find and unearth the buried hair. Then grab hold of it with some Vise-Grip Pliers and give it a nice hard yank.

Wonder if I'll hear the screaming from here?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Maybe its an ingrown hair...

In which case, dig around in there and see if you can find and unearth the buried hair. Then grab hold of it with some Vise-Grip Pliers and give it a nice hard yank.

Wonder if I'll hear the screaming from here?

I'm begining to get ingrown hairs on my neck (the part where the neck meets jaw) more and more. Do you know what's causing them? I get one or two perticularly a day or two after I shave.

I shave, like, once a week. (Yes. I'm single and unemployed)

 

[Guest]

 

[chromefreak]

I'm begining to get ingrown hairs on my neck (the part where the neck meets jaw) more and more. Do you know what's causing them? I get one or two perticularly a day or two after I shave.

I shave, like, once a week. (Yes. I'm single and unemployed)

Just one of the joys of shaving. wash your face afterwards and use antiseptic or something else found on the razor aisle of your local store. I get them on occasion where shirt and jacket collars irritate my skin for long periods, but not nearly as often as I did when I started shaving.

 

[chromefreak]

try using a new disposible every time, or changing the blade in your other one frequently. A nice after lotion that guards against that will help.

A good razor can make all the differnce. I use the Venus which a female version od the Mach 3

I use a Norelco electric most of the time. I also have a Wahl clipper. Half the fun is that I get to disassemble the Norelco halfway every day when I clean it. What fun is something you can't take apart? Why use hand tools when you can use power tools!

Okay, actually, I'm just too much of a wuss to scrape a real BLADE under my throat and balls.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I'm begining to get ingrown hairs on my neck (the part where the neck meets jaw) more and more. Do you know what's causing them? I get one or two perticularly a day or two after I shave.

I shave, like, once a week. (Yes. I'm single and unemployed)

Don't bother shaving, just smear it with petrol and light a match.

If you don't like the petrol fumes you could always use a blow torch.

 

[christophe]

just be carefuly you dont pop you testicle instead...then you hav a zit and only one ball left

 

[Guest]

Don't bother shaving, just smear it with petrol and light a match.

If you don't like the petrol fumes you could always use a blow torch.

Change your nick to RosevilleUKguy.

I use Gillette Sensor Double blade.

 

[BgMma]

No kidding.

Could be a cyst.

This was the first post I saw when my monitor popped back on.

I laughed so hard that I literally blew snot from my nose.










No, really, the rusty razor sounds about right.