I got a handjob this morning

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And you didn't.

 

[winegirl]

No Fap February is over hey? Congrats.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Fucking Leap Years kill me.

 

[IndieSnob]

So did Karen spit or use lube?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So did Karen spit or use lube?

Dry. She's a bitch.

 

[slave_]

I miss your Lenny Bruce in Central Park AV. And winter is almost gone. Tis the season and all that.

 

[Honey123]

You shouldn't be ashamed to tell people you got a manicure..

 

[Rob1514]

I fucked ... handjobs I can manage by myself.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I miss your Lenny Bruce in Central Park AV. And winter is almost gone. Tis the season and all that.

What are you talking about? I've had that AV since September 2011.

You should get an MRI.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I fucked ...

Pillows don't count.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You shouldn't be ashamed to tell people you got a manicure..

I really should get a manicure.

 

[Honey123]

I really should get a manicure.

He got screwed, he should have gotten a pedicure to go with it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He got screwed, he should have gotten a pedicure to go with it.

That's a gross fetish.

 

[slave_]

What are you talking about? I've had that AV since September 2011.

You should get an MRI.

Man o Man, must have been a crazy trip or I should see a (a la Ricky Ricardo) peesakiatrist!

Thanks, as always, for the smile!

 

[Liar]

Lucky you. Had to settle for coitus.

 

[NorthernCanuck]

And you didn't.

Who the fuck gets handjobs? It's normally gross guys that the woman is afraid to go down on.

 

[Honey123]

That's a gross fetish.

Not if you intend to toe fuck someone. It's polite.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Not if you intend to toe fuck someone. It's polite.

*perk*
Honey123 toe fuck?
awww....false alarm...
*zzzzzz*

 

[neci]

I really should get a manicure.

He got screwed, he should have gotten a pedicure to go with it.

now i want a mani/pedi. maybe later tonight.

 

[Honey123]

*perk*
Honey123 toe fuck?
awww....false alarm...
*zzzzzz*

Hey, don't knock 'til you've had it..or tried it...well, you get the point.

 

[warrior queen]

I'll get my bit this evening, in about 14 hours.
Picking my man up from the airport after a few weeks away.
I doubt we'll make it out of the airport carpark.

 

[sweepthefloor]

now i want a mani/pedi. maybe later tonight.

I will just manicure tomorrow. Pedicure is torture. I really have to be in the mood for that.

 

[Honey123]

now i want a mani/pedi. maybe later tonight.

Haven't had either in a long time..and I have recently taken to biting and picking at my thumb....

 

[RobDownSouth]

Haven't had either in a long time..and I have recently taken to biting and picking at my thumb....

A sudden oral fixation is a classic symptom of Rob-sessive behavior.

 

[neci]

I will just manicure tomorrow. Pedicure is torture. I really have to be in the mood for that.

do you have ticklish feet?

Haven't had either in a long time..and I have recently taken to biting and picking at my thumb....

i had one about two weeks ago, and now the polish is all chipped. i think i'm just going to cut my nails off again. they are a pain in the rear.