I Fucking Hate UPS

They're one of the best companies in America. Having used their services for most of my professional life I would say their record is excellent.

You should really reconsider your position.
 
I think it's really insensitive of you to denigrate literally thousands of hard working men and women who are trying to put food on their children's table and poison minds against them. I think it's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, you child-starving witch.
 
yeah but who does their colors, and do they have to make it their slogan? "What can brown do for you?" Yuck.
 
lavender said:
They're a bunch of fuckhead schmucks.
Yes, and my Lit Girls of 2003 calendar STILL isn't here yet!

Bastards stole it for themselves
 
Will no one take a ride on lavy's hate train?

Tell us what they did this time. Maybe it will help your position. Or at least you can get all your ya-yas out.
 
Well let's examine why I said this:

On November 23rd a package was delivered to my home that was amazingly well wrapped - amazingly so. Something had punctured a hole in something that had gone through one box, 6 layers of bubble rap and another piece of cardboard to rip a hole in something.

This was reported to them within a week.

They never called, they never came by to check - because it was valued at over $100 - and that is their policy. They lost the damage report.

This was reported back to them at the end of December/beginning of January. Then, when they came to pick it up to take it in for assessment, they were supposed to call back with a report.

I just called them. They are telling the shipper there is no record of them picking up the package. They are telling me that no damage report was filed until January 29th. How can a package be picked up on January 24th if there is no damage report filed.

They will not listen to me - because it is not what their computers say.

Now, they can't seem to find the package. And if they can't find the report of a pickup or the package, how can they assess it for insurance purposes to pay the claim.

So essentially, the shipper is waiting for the money. I am waiting for the package. And UPS has no clue.
 
For me it all depends on which driver they send me...My regular guy got hurt and had his knee scoped and was gone for about 6 months, I nearly had a fit, with the jackasses they sent during his abscence.

But now he's back and I'm happy again...although My crush on him has dissapated.
 
Rambling Rose said:
Will no one take a ride on lavy's hate train?

Tell us what they did this time. Maybe it will help your position. Or at least you can get all your ya-yas out.

I'm guessing a late sex toy. It's always about the cooter.

Always.
 
UPS is by far the most reliable delivery service, in my experience, though I've also had decent luck with Airborne Express.

Now, FedEx, on the other hand, are a steaming pile of degenerate cockshits, every last one of them. By which I mean to say, they delivered a package late once. VILE BASTARDS!!!
 
My daughter was born without a kidney and would have died if UPS hadn't delivered one in under 5 hours. Not only did my daughter grow into a beautiful child but we saved on the overnight rate. Say something bad about them, I dare you.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
My daughter was born without a kidney and would have died if UPS hadn't delivered one in under 5 hours. Not only did my daughter grow into a beautiful child but we saved on the overnight rate. Say something bad about them, I dare you.


This is a true story?


I'm googling magician + kidney + daughter + Aarrgh! right now to find out your true identity.
 
Problem Child said:
This is a true story?


I'm googling magician + kidney + daughter + Aarrgh! right now to find out your true identity.

He's Chuck Barris
 
Dont joke about shit like this.


I use UPS sometimes, but not my first choice.

Dixon Carter Lee said:
My daughter was born without a kidney and would have died if UPS hadn't delivered one in under 5 hours. Not only did my daughter grow into a beautiful child but we saved on the overnight rate. Say something bad about them, I dare you.
 
I had ordered a car accessory online. Window visors to be exact.
When they arrived the box was broken open and one of the visors was cracked. I called the company I had ordered them from. They said they would ship me out a new set and because the price was under $100 don't be surprised if UPS didn't pick it up. I could keep the undamaged one incase something happened in the future to the one that is now on my car. I could throw the other one away or use it as wall art. They didn't care.

3 days later UPS delivered a new one, it was in perfect condition. I asked the driver if he wanted the original broken set. He said no. They didn't want to pay to dispose of them.

So, I now have nice new visors on my car windows and I have spare set in the garage.

I have no complaints about UPS.
 
My father was a UPS man. My father's father was a UPS man. My great-grandfather was a UPS man before the Pony Express, back when packages were described to employees who then walked across the continent and delivered the description via interpretive dance. UPS is part of my cultural heritage. Would you kick an Indian? How DARE you.
 
Yes, it's the same. I'm such a hypocrite and a bitch. I am ashamed that I would get pissed at a corporation that is seemingly fucking me over.
 
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