I found this story oddly upsetting

[kotori]

From "News of the Weird":

Kenneth Hawthorn, a Jehovah's Witness proselytizer, filed a lawsuit in Adelaide, Australia, against a couple whose ram attacked him, battering him to the ground, as he approached the couple's door. (The parties settled the lawsuit in January.) (Bonus detail: The ram, since deceased, was named Shit for Brains.) [Newsday-AP, 2-13-02] [Herald Sun (Melbourne), 1-23-03]

Religion, law suits, Australians and sheep, all in one story.

*shivers*

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Were any of them a midget?

 

[Thrillhouse]

Shit for Brains is my hero.

 

[celiaKitten]

Wow .. that's ... uhm .. weird.

Although I bet the sheep was somehow trying to send a message to France..

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

Mint Sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sauce!

 

[Cougar180]

You can always count on the Aussies.

Now for something else, it seems.

 

[kotori]

Wow .. that's ... uhm .. weird.

Although I bet the sheep was somehow trying to send a message to France..

foxinsox sometimes called me "sheep for brains."

 

[celiaKitten]

foxinsox sometimes called me "sheep for brains."

Is this a good or bad thing?

 

[Eumenides]

I find that most sheep stories include religion and lawsuits.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

LOL

It is frightening..... to think of the many ways to say no to a religion. Is this a new type of sacrificial lamb. Hmmm Kotori would you be willing to......................??????

Peace,
Tulip
*Good to see ya. I am off to sleep.

 

[celiaKitten]

Woah.

The words *sacrificial lamb* + emoodie's avatar = impure cK thoughts.

This is a whole new twist.

Maybe the ram was sexually frustrated .. then we could get sex into the story, too.

 

[Mia62]

From "News of the Weird":

Religion, law suits, Australians and sheep, all in one story.

*shivers*

I am not sure which upset me more...the story...or the fact that you called the Jehovah's Witness' a "religion".

*shivers*

 

[LukkyKnight]

foxinsox sometimes called me "sheep for brains."

~LMAO~

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Re: I found this story oddly upsetting

I am not sure which upset me more...the story...or the fact that you called the Jehovah's Witness' a "religion".

*shivers*

Well, you can't really call them a club..

 

[kotori]

Is this a good or bad thing?

It was said with affection.

Kotori would you be willing to......................??????

Peace,
Tulip
*Good to see ya. I am off to sleep.

If you have any trouble, you can count on me (jumping over the fence).

I find that most sheep stories include religion and lawsuits.

This is a first for me.

 

[Mia62]

More like a *whispers*...clique.

 

[kotori]

Woah.

The words *sacrificial lamb* + emoodie's avatar = impure cK thoughts.

This is a whole new twist.

Maybe the ram was sexually frustrated .. then we could get sex into the story, too.

The words *sacrificial lamb* + emoodie's avatar + impure cK thoughts + sexually frustrated ram = 10.

You do the math.

 

[celiaKitten]

A God fearing clique? No, no .. I went to high school with those people .. that ain't the Jehovah style.

Although .. Praise the Lord, pass the brownies isn't too far off from Praise the Lord, please take this flyer ..

 

[celiaKitten]

The words *sacrificial lamb* + emoodie's avatar + impure cK thoughts + sexually frustrated ram = 10.

You do the math.

I'm really bad at math. Is this algebra?

 

[kotori]

I'm really bad at math. Is this algebra?

Huh?

I'm better at geometry myself.

 

[celiaKitten]

Bah .. they lost me at the postulates. Thus why I switched to the *here's how to balance a checkbook* math class.

I have my talents .. that ain't one of them ..

 

[Eumenides]

Hey! Math and sheep do NOT go together. This is a disgusting hijack of a very serious topic. Now! Start talking about sheepfuckers!


Wait, how'd St. Pete get in this thread???

 

[Lasz]

This is the weirdest fucking thing I have read all day.

 

[celiaKitten]

Hey! Math and sheep do NOT go together. This is a disgusting hijack of a very serious topic. Now! Start talking about sheepfuckers!


Wait, how'd St. Pete get in this thread???

I'm still trying to figure out how that all equaled 10 .. and what does that mean?

Damnit. I'm never getting emoodie action if we can't get to the point!

 

[kotori]

okay, okay.

no more math.

(from somewhere between "unpacking adjectives" and the "land of prepositions"--what a nice place to be )