I found pot in my Executive Directors Office

sunstruck

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This isn't a big surprise really, and personally, while I would rather he didn't smoke DURING WORK HOURS I don't particularly care.
But now I have to talk to him about keeping it out of the building itself for liability reasons. I'm not his boss, he's not mine, we both answer to a Board of Directors and I'd rather not bring them into it. Not that they'd care either.
I'm just venting because it's going to be an awkward conversation and I hate awkward conversations!
This ever happen to anyone else?
 
Just smoke some before you talk to him, and it'll be cool.
 
that'll make her paranoid.


Why do you have to talk to him?
 
sunstruck said:
This ever happen to anyone else?

LOL Tell him you've been working undercover there for that whole time because you've been spying on him for his connections. "Surprise, I'm a narc!"
 
perky_baby said:
that'll make her paranoid.


Why do you have to talk to him?


It kind of falls into my territory. I'm responsible for everything that goes on in this building.

Plus if I don't no one will, and I don't want this place (it's a non-profit with a ton of government funding) getting into any trouble.
 
Pot

You know, I think smoking pot is not that big of a deal. At work perhaps not, but by in large it is pretty benign. I think the way to handle it is just be honest. Tell him you were rifiling through his desk and saw a little bud. Just kidding about the rifiling part. Just tell him you found it; it cant happen again, and then forget it ever happened.
 
sunstruck said:



It kind of falls into my territory. I'm responsible for everything that goes on in this building.

Plus if I don't no one will, and I don't want this place (it's a non-profit with a ton of government funding) getting into any trouble.

hmmmmm.
I'm probably not aware of the protocol of certain businesses.

I'm just wondering what trouble anyone is going to get into if only you know. And, btw, what were you doing that you found someone's stash?
 
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Oilpainter said:
You know, I think smoking pot is not that big of a deal. At work perhaps not, but by in large it is pretty benign. I think the way to handle it is just be honest. Tell him you were rifiling through his desk and saw a little bud. Just kidding about the rifiling part. Just tell him you found it; it cant happen again, and then forget it ever happened.


That's my plan. It was just sitting under his keyboard. Total accident I found it.
I couldn't care less that he smokes, I smoke, but not at work, and it's a pain in the ass having to repeat everything to him over and over because the man has no short term memory left! lol
 
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sunstruck said:



That's my plan. It was just sitting under his keyboard. Total accident I found it.
I couldn't care less that he smokes, I smoke, but not at work, and it's a pain in the ass having to repeat everything to him over and over because the man has no short term memory left! lol

pull him to the side, and say, "Dude, I found your stash, keep it at home, dumbass."
 
perky_baby said:


hmmmmm.
I'm probably not aware of the protocol of certain businesses.

I'm just wondering what trouble anyone is going to get into if only you know. And, btw, what were you doing that you found someone's stash?

There is no protocol around here. I could sit on my desk pulling bong hits in a thong, call it performance art and be commended on my creativity.
 
SSWWWWWW... Ahhhhhh

Just take a toke and u won't need to talk to him... Hell u'll be busy looking for someones lunch u can bag and u'll forget to say anything...
 
sunstruck said:


There is no protocol around here. I could sit on my desk pulling bong hits in a thong, call it performance art and be commended on my creativity.

I thought you said you'd lose government funding if "they" whoever "they" are found out?

seems a big deal for nothing, if you can pull bong hits at your desk.
 
sunstruck said:


There is no protocol around here. I could sit on my desk pulling bong hits in a thong, call it performance art and be commended on my creativity.

And yo're not doing that why?

Er...
 
sunstruck said:


There is no protocol around here. I could sit on my desk pulling bong hits in a thong, call it performance art and be commended on my creativity.

Can I submit my resume? I think I just found the ideal job...
 
I am sure he takes full advantage of any company paid meals :)

If you go out to lunch with him, make sure he doesn't toke up before, or at least make sure he pays if he does!
 
sunstruck said:


There is no protocol around here. I could sit on my desk pulling bong hits in a thong, call it performance art and be commended on my creativity.

Ya'll hiring?
 
Keep your mouth shut. Its his problem, by telling him you found it becomes your problem. Sergent Shultz had it right. I See Nothing, I know Nothing.
 
sunstruck said:



It kind of falls into my territory. I'm responsible for everything that goes on in this building.

Plus if I don't no one will, and I don't want this place (it's a non-profit with a ton of government funding) getting into any trouble.

Then my advice is that you have to be direct and pointed in your conversation.

How about:

"Hey Cheech, keep the weed out of the office and the smoke out of your bonghole. It's your place of employment. Not Dave Matthews live at Red Rock."
 
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