I found a prime example of dick knitting to all of you would be enthusiasts

[Starfish]

See what I am getting at? I mean, it really exists. And you all thought I was being silly. Or more like funny, cause yeah, it is still silly even if it is real.

Okay, so if that pic didn't come up, I attached the picture too.

So, men, I have some knitting needles, some chinelle yarn and a hankering for some cock crafting.

Just don't ask for tassels. I don't do tassels.

 

[BenFranklin]

LMAO

Looks interesting, but wouldn't the guy have to keep an erection, stimulus free, for quite some time? ]

 

[Black_Bird]

I think I'm looking at my next av.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Good, even stitching and tight knots are a thing of beauty.

Hi Fishie.

 

[celiaKitten]

I think I'm looking at what should be someone's Halloween costume.

 

[Starfish]

LMAO

Looks interesting, but wouldn't the guy have to keep an erection, stimulus free, for quite some time? ]

Logistics, logistics. There is always a way to manage everything, isn't there?


Hi Ruby.

 

[Purple Haze]

Do they come in turtleneck?

 

[Starfish]

You'd think it PH, but actually they only make dickies.


Oh, god am I cheesy.

 

[glamorilla]

wow.

can you imagine if that thing vibrated!

 

[Starfish]

I was wondering when you'd be in to make me wet, glam.

 

[glamorilla]

yeah...i've been spilling things all night.



but seriously...can you imagine if that thing vibrated...while fucking?

 

[MechaBlade]

See what I am getting at? I mean, it really exists. And you all thought I was being silly. Or more like funny, cause yeah, it is still silly even if it is real.

Okay, so if that pic didn't come up, I attached the picture too.

So, men, I have some knitting needles, some chinelle yarn and a hankering for some cock crafting.

Just don't ask for tassels. I don't do tassels.

I hate you forever.

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: I found a prime example of dick knitting to all of you would be enthusiasts

I hate you forever.

Since I am here, I figured I should tell you that I can't seem to care for some reason.


Glam, you should see some of the porn I've been seeing lately. I swear you'd pop a woody and cum in all of 10 minutes looking at some of this stuff.

There was this one video I saw of this guy in the shower, and he was all soaping up, while this other guy was outside the bathroom window jerking off to the soapy guy who started to jerk off too. They both shot their loads, and uh... so did fishy.

It was so slutty of the boy outside to do that. I wonder if the other guy knew about it or not.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Re: Re: I found a prime example of dick knitting to all of you would be enthusiasts

There was this one video I saw of this guy in the shower, and he was all soaping up, while this other guy was outside the bathroom window jerking off to the soapy guy who started to jerk off too. They both shot their loads, and uh... so did fishy.

It was so slutty of the boy outside to do that. I wonder if the other guy knew about it or not.

That sounds like my kind of porn.

 

[hockeymandan]

LMAO

Looks interesting, but wouldn't the guy have to keep an erection, stimulus free, for quite some time? ]

And the problem with that is...?

 

[SaucyWench]

oooh, fishy, I KNEW you'd come through with a dick knitting example...now if only I could get someone to stand still long enough and let me hold a pair of long knitting needles in my non-knitting hands near their hard cock. Any takers?

 

[hockeymandan]

ooh! ooh! over here! me! me! me!

 

[marksgirl]

I so think my husband needs one of those for Christmas!

 

[LittleJoe]

LOL, Does that come in an extra small? Just asking for a friend, you know.

 

[Harbinger]

Holy Peter Parker!

If that's not a genuine Spiderman boner, it's a real close friend.

 

[marksgirl]

Holy Peter Parker!

If that's not a genuine Spiderman boner, it's a real close friend.

I thought of Spiderman when I saw it too LMAO! Oh the web he weaves!

 

[unclej]

i'm afraid that would be really uncomfortable on me. i've got a lot mo-hair than that...

i'm sorry, i just can't help it...i keep myself in stitches all the time...

ok, i'll quit it now before someone starts needling me...

 

[marksgirl]

i'm afraid that would be really uncomfortable on me. i've got a lot mo-hair than that...

i'm sorry, i just can't help it...i keep myself in stitches all the time...

ok, i'll quit it now before someone starts needling me...

Have razor will travel!

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: I found a prime example of dick knitting to all of you would be enthusiasts

Since I am here, I figured I should tell you that I can't seem to care for some reason.


Glam, you should see some of the porn I've been seeing lately. I swear you'd pop a woody and cum in all of 10 minutes looking at some of this stuff.

There was this one video I saw of this guy in the shower, and he was all soaping up, while this other guy was outside the bathroom window jerking off to the soapy guy who started to jerk off too. They both shot their loads, and uh... so did fishy.

It was so slutty of the boy outside to do that. I wonder if the other guy knew about it or not.

I like your idea of porn.

 

[unclej]

that had better be a safety razor mam.

those puns were so bad i actually got kicked off line right after i hit "submit reply" there may be a lesson there somewhere.