I finally got a Public Comment that me say "WTF!"

[elsol]

For Michelle's Story...

Oh my god....
07/07/05 By: Anonymous in USA
I am a white man, raised christian, with a hatred of the Catholic church and some distain for the hispanic peoples.

And I cried.

I don't even know what to say/think.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[maggot420]

was that a public comment or a pesonal ad?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

was that a public comment or a pesonal ad?

I think that's a personal ad?

Here's the one I got today on my new incest story:

diguised gay sleaze
07/07/05 by ____ in USA
Get a proper label. This was more gay than anything else. What? You trying to mislead people? Naww, thought never crossed your mind.

 

[elsol]

was that a public comment or a pesonal ad?

*LAUGH*

I almost didn't get what you meant about the personal ad

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

Wow. Most of my comments are boring.

Except the one where the guy was mad I made my characters tall.

"Why is everyone so tall? That's not right!"

So he had issues -

 

[cantdog]

We can all post anonymously. If you put out the call for some righteously weird comments, we here inthe AH can almost surely blow your fuck-me shoes off. We got some pro weird here, some expert weird, some passed-the-board-exam-for-wacked-out weird. Licensed to blither, baby. Just say the word. We stand ready. Cocked and primed. Point us in the right direction and touch us off.

 

[Despina]

Wow. Most of my comments are boring.

Except the one where the guy was mad I made my characters tall.

"Why is everyone so tall? That's not right!"

So he had issues -

Napolean complex?

 

[Guest]

Napolean complex?

I had a feeling he was lacking in areas other than height, as well.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I am a white man, raised christian, with a hatred of the Catholic church and some distain for the hispanic peoples.

*bangs head on desk*

All right, Shereads and Colly. Come flog me for my optimistic faith that most Christians are well-meaning and intelligent people.

What a ... never mind. There isn't a word that's not unfair to someone or something else by way of comparison.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*bangs head on desk*

All right, Shereads and Colly. Come flog me for my optimistic faith that most Christians are well-meaning and intelligent people.

What a ... never mind. There isn't a word that's not unfair to someone or something else by way of comparison.

Goofball Mc Spazatron?

 

[Despina]

I had a feeling he was lacking in areas other than height, as well.

Of course! After all, you know what they say about tall people...

The thing about anon that cracks me up most is that they're such hypocrites.

The ones complaining about grammar and punctuation nearly always fuck something grammatical up in their comments. The ones complaining about incest can be traced through a long string of almost identical comments on way more incest stories than I'd be caught reading if I didn't like the content. The ones complaining about the twisted world of homosexuality are wildly fascinated by the Gay Sex, Anal Sex, Bisexual and Lesbian categories.

Quite comical, in my humble opinion.

 

[Despina]

*bangs head on desk*

All right, Shereads and Colly. Come flog me for my optimistic faith that most Christians are well-meaning and intelligent people.

What a ... never mind. There isn't a word that's not unfair to someone or something else by way of comparison.

Why wait for those two when I'm here now with flogger in hand?

 

[Guest]

Of course! After all, you know what they say about tall people...

The thing about anon that cracks me up most is that they're such hypocrites.

The ones complaining about grammar and punctuation nearly always fuck something grammatical up in their comments. The ones complaining about incest can be traced through a long string of almost identical comments on way more incest stories than I'd be caught reading if I didn't like the content. The ones complaining about the twisted world of homosexuality are wildly fascinated by the Gay Sex, Anal Sex, Bisexual and Lesbian categories.

Quite comical, in my humble opinion.

Very comical, yes!

And I love the sometimes religious comments - "Repent, sinners! Turn away from pornography!"

And it will be posted at the end of a 3-page Lit story, so they had to read the entire thing before they could leave a comment . . .

Naughty, naughty!

 

[Despina]

Very comical, yes!

And I love the sometimes religious comments - "Repent, sinners! Turn away from pornography!"

And it will be posted at the end of a 3-page Lit story, so they had to read the entire thing before they could leave a comment . . .

Naughty, naughty!

You've gotta admit, porn is a helluva lot more entertaining than Numbers, Leviticus or Judges...

 

[Guest]

You've gotta admit, porn is a helluva lot more entertaining than Numbers, Leviticus or Judges...

I say, give me any story and I can make it into porn.

Where's my Bible?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Very comical, yes!

And I love the sometimes religious comments - "Repent, sinners! Turn away from pornography!"

And it will be posted at the end of a 3-page Lit story, so they had to read the entire thing before they could leave a comment . . .

Naughty, naughty!

Exactly! That PC i posted earlier was on a story where the homosexual activity starts about four short paragraphs into the story. The description stated "Kinky brother and sister play with city boy."

So, how far did this guy have to read before it got too gay for him?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*grin*

I wish I got cool feedback like this...

 

[Guest]

Exactly! That PC i posted earlier was on a story where the homosexual activity starts about four short paragraphs into the story. The description stated "Kinky brother and sister play with city boy."

So, how far did this guy have to read before it got too gay for him?

Your story must have awakened some hidden desires in the man, and that positively scared him to death.

Wait! I'm turned on by a GAY STORY? AHHH! Am I gay? No! Just because I love how the grocery store box boy looks in his cut-offs? Just because I watch Queer Eye to see how tight Carson is wearing his pants? Just because I haven't been turned on by a girl ever? I'm not GAY!

Um, sorry. I digress.

 

[Despina]

I say, give me any story and I can make it into porn.

Where's my Bible?

You know all that begetting and begatting was a little more involved than, "And Adam knew Eve, and a son was born..."

 

[Guest]

I say, give me any story and I can make it into porn.

Where's my Bible?

Amen, Sister!

You start on the New Testament and I'll take the Old. The New Testament is shorter and repetitive but the Old is filled with porn stories to start with.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Your story must have awakened some hidden desires in the man, and that positively scared him to death.

Wait! I'm turned on by a GAY STORY? AHHH! Am I gay? No! Just because I love how the grocery store box boy looks in his cut-offs? Just because I watch Queer Eye to see how tight Carson is wearing his pants? Just because I haven't been turned on by a girl ever? I'm not GAY!

Um, sorry. I digress.

LOL
for that one shocked disgusted feedback, I got five from guys who were like "I'm not into guys, but this really turned me on...."

I don't even have to date anymore to make men gay.


sigh, the grocery store box boy.

 

[Guest]

You know all that begetting and begatting was a little more involved than, "And Adam knew Eve, and a son was born..."

Oh, yeah.

The only guide they had were the animals, so I bet Adam did her doggie style.

Woof.

And then he did her standing, hard pounding sex, with her leaning against that damn apple tree.



(Let's hope she actually had an orgasm, poor thing.)

 

[Despina]

Amen, Sister!

You start on the New Testament and I'll take the Old. The New Testament is shorter and repetitive but the Old is filled with porn stories to start with.

For real! There's also tons of bondage and that's always a good place to start.

 

[Guest]

For real! There's also tons of bondage and that's always a good place to start.

Bondage is good.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I say, give me any story and I can make it into porn.

Where's my Bible?

SlickTony has beat you to it: http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=62958

Rather good, I thought.