I feel like I'm eight!

[elsol]

I had to call out for Monday with...

"My dog ate my glasses."

Absolutely no bullshit! I don't know how I kept the laughter out of my voice... I think I hear my boss still laughing.

I wonder how teachers who own 'medium-giant' dogs do it... if a kid says 'My dog ate my homework' , they almost HAVE to give the kid the benefit of the doubt.


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Blackie Malone]

don't worry, they will show up in the yard tomorrow.

 

[yui]

Dogs are hell on glasses. My pup chewed up my glasses three times!

The little piss ant.

I don't think I've ever called in glasses-less to work, though.

 

[cantdog]

That is badass.

 

[yui]

That is badass.

What are you still doing up, Cant?! We're in the same time zone (I think) and we both should have been in bed dreaming of each other long ago!

 

[MissBri]

 

[Stella_Omega]

To paraphrase Dorothy Parker,

We often make passes
At girls who wear glasses

 

[MissBri]

 

[bholderman]

When I was in high scholl, the family Beagle chewed up a textbook. I had to use the phrase, "My dog ate it."

I even had the remanants to prove it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thanks to Harry Potter, the cool kids are now wearing fake glasses.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Does that include me?

Glasses and fetish latex...

 

[Guest]

feeling like youre eight isnt an all together bad thing.
what do they REALLY have to do?
yep, i like the eight year old perspective and i practise it on a daily basis.
respectfully,
v~the 8y.o.