I fancy a wank......

[jass1960]

...but I had the snip on Friday and my balls are still very tender - what should I do? Risk it?

 

[Shaft]

Sounds like your wanking days are over...

 

[Kitte]

Hey they are your balls and if you are in the mood I would suggest do it...GENTLY! I mean what did your Doc. say?

 

[Gord]

Hey they are your balls and if you are in the mood I would suggest do it...GENTLY! I mean what did your Doc. say?

You are joking - you must have been drunk when you agreed to that - there are two words that do not go together in my vocab knife and bollocks

NO WAY JOSE not in my life time bro

what was the question again ?

 

[juicylips]

Darlin....I think you should let someone else do the wanking.

Someone with soft, gentle hands.

Or

better yet..

Soft, gentle lips.

JL

 

[jass1960]

Sounds like your wanking days are over...

no only my fathering days

 

[jass1960]

You are joking - you must have been drunk when you agreed to that - there are two words that do not go together in my vocab knife and bollocks

NO WAY JOSE not in my life time bro

what was the question again ?

You would have been proud of me gord - under the knife at 10.45am in the pub for the England game by noon!

 

[Shaft]

You won't know until you try it...

 

[jass1960]

Hey they are your balls and if you are in the mood I would suggest do it...GENTLY! I mean what did your Doc. say?

Didn't ask him but I do have to have 20 orgasms in 10 weeks to bet rid of the last of them...

..any offers?

 

[jass1960]

Darlin....I think you should let someone else do the wanking.

Someone with soft, gentle hands.

Or

better yet..

Soft, gentle lips.

JL

Thanks babe

 

[BeautifulBBW]

I thought you where suppose to wank!

If I am not mistaken you are suppose to wank like 10 times in 7 days......cleaning the pipes and relieve the swelling a little. *Tosses Jass some frozen peas* Wank then toss the peas on the boys makes it all better Just be GENTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mizfitkid]

I say if you have the need ... go for it.... can I watch???

 

[JazzManJim]

You would have been proud of me gord - under the knife at 10.45am in the pub for the England game by noon!

You, Sir, are a true fan. I admire that!

The best I can come up with is waking up on two hours sleep to watch the US play South Korea to a tie in the Crucible on live TV (I hate replays). That's sad, compared to you.

 

[jass1960]

I say if you have the need ... go for it.... can I watch???

of course

 

[Gord]

You would have been proud of me gord - under the knife at 10.45am in the pub for the England game by noon!

That is not big and not clever - anything could have gone wrong - could have been an Argentinian doctor or you could have bullied the doc at school or he could have been stalking you since childhood and got into medicine because he knew this was going to happen

No give me the good old fashioned pill - well not me- my g/f give her the pill -


anyway are you sure they still work

 

[jass1960]

You, Sir, are a true fan. I admire that!

The best I can come up with is waking up on two hours sleep to watch the US play South Korea to a tie in the Crucible on live TV (I hate replays). That's sad, compared to you.

I disagree Jim - I am from a soccer-mad country - that makes it easier - you on the other hand are flying the flag!!!

 

[Mizfitkid]

of course

hmmmm YEAH...... watching......one of my favorite pasttimes

 

[juicylips]

Only on a UK thread could we discuss vasectomy and football.

And make it sound perfectly normal to do so.

JL

 

[Cirrus]

So did you wank or not? Inquiring minds want to know...and conjure up mental images.

I keep trying to talk my boyfriend into getting that done. He's 55 and doesn't want any more kids, so I don't see much point in keeping the ability.

 

[jass1960]

That is not big and not clever - anything could have gone wrong - could have been an Argentinian doctor or you could have bullied the doc at school or he could have been stalking you since childhood and got into medicine because he knew this was going to happen

No give me the good old fashioned pill - well not me- my g/f give her the pill -


anyway are you sure they still work

Well I had to lie - I was wearing nothing but my England shirt for the op and he asked where I was watching the game - with a straight face I said I was going straight home to rest and watch the game

No idea - they are not supposed to now!

 

[jass1960]

Only on a UK thread could we discuss vasectomy and football.

And make it sound perfectly normal to do so.

JL

 

[jass1960]

So did you wank or not? Inquiring minds want to know...and conjure up mental images.

I keep trying to talk my boyfriend into getting that done. He's 55 and doesn't want any more kids, so I don't see much point in keeping the ability.

Not yet, I have developed a dull ache (possibly phsycosomatic sp) in my left testicle!

and I am too busy being polite on this thread!

 

[Gord]

So did you wank or not? Inquiring minds want to know...and conjure up mental images.

I keep trying to talk my boyfriend into getting that done. He's 55 and doesn't want any more kids, so I don't see much point in keeping the ability.

But the thing is he doesnt want them NOW - you could fall in love with your dentist leave him

He could then meet a 19 year old lingerie model who wants a family badly and only with him - so you see you never say never

 

[jass1960]

But the thing is he doesnt want them NOW - you could fall in love with your dentist leave him

He could then meet a 19 year old lingerie model who wants a family badly and only with him - so you see you never say never

..you are so narrow-minded

 

[Gord]

Jas

you do know that I am going to periodicly bump this thread as you will now constantly have to explain to everyone if you have had a wank or not