I enjoy a slick membrane, don't you?

[Guest]

there is something about the length and depth of the sexuality of us all.
our guarded views and frailties and risks.
corrugated and rubable like the back of Captain Nemo's sub,
a condom is a very slippery subject at times just too abrasive for some men.


a poem, an invitation

once seen she could not escape,
once offered she rejects,
there is flutter till she sees my
attachments and warming units
with protective salve and
lumpy skins

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Are you trying to start a thread dedicated to condom-poetry, or is this open to any kind of membrane and/or sexual prosthetics?

 

[karmadog]

This thread makes me feel guilty for wearing ribbed condoms inside out.

 

[Angeline]

This thread makes me feel guilty for wearing ribbed condoms inside out.

Selfish bastard.

 

[WickedEve]

Something about reading slick membrane early in the morning makes me kind of queasy.

Karma! You're hogging all the slick and texture!

 

[onanist]

Oh, I dunno, Eve. I'm quite fond of a mucous membrane or two with my muesli. But that may just be a hangover from my days making sausages...

O.

 

[Angeline]

Oh, I dunno, Eve. I'm quite fond of a mucous membrane or two with my muesli. But that may just be a hangover from my days making sausages...

O.

That is so gross. Sausage and muesli. Bleeghh.

you're just trying to get people to talk about your sausage

 

[karmadog]

Well, maybe I'm hogging the texture, but the slick ain't mine.

Ange: Selfish bastard, indeed! My tongue is as a kitten's!

edited for an apostropholic phallacy

 

[Angeline]

Ange: Selfish bastard, indeed! My tongue is as a kittens!

Well, when you put it that way... (oh the double entendres that I could make here--slapping myself to stop).

and it's "kitten's"

(did you catch that apostrophe before or after I did?

 

[karmadog]

Before.

Hah!

 

[Angeline]

Before.

Hah!

darn!

 

[Mythos50]

there is something about the length and depth of the sexuality of us all.
our guarded views and frailties and risks.
corrugated and rubable like the back of Captain Nemo's sub,
a condom is a very slippery subject at times just too abrasive for some men.

Hmm, where 'slick willies' are concerned you may be right.

Captain Nemo's Sub? I've never played with in my tub.

 

[JUDO]

Slick membrane?

No... Not really.

But, uh... Wet squirmy tongue, uhm... Warm, sucking lips, uh... Firm, pulsing rod... <whew!> Now, we're talkin'.

 

[Guest]

purpose of thread, marriage to button hole

my original intent was to vent my anger at people who refuse to take the precautions that proves their love and respect for their partners.

We all stand in a circle around one individual who is holding a box full of razor blades.
It is thrust into the air and we all run, bumping into each other, laughing.

Our wounds are few, narrow and tended to by the nearest one with gauze and ointment
oozing from unmarked tubes.

Only a UPC crosses our buttocks like some
pretty bad ass stitching

 

[Angeline]

Only a UPC crosses our buttocks like some
pretty bad ass stitching

I agree about the responsibility--and parents have a further resonsibility to educate their children about this, too

but 03sp--my butt does NOT have a upc code stitched, stamped, tatooed or otherwise imprinted on it!

 

[Guest]

I'm shocked! Absolutely shocked !!!