I don't want to die a virgin. HELP!!

[PumpkinSmasher]

I have been on here only a few days and I love it. Now the only thing I want is to be experienced. So, please wish me well and help me by giving me things to respond to. Thanks.

 

[bluemuse]

Patience, my dear.

bluemuse

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

As Veruca Salt said in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

"But I want it NOW!!"

 

[bluemuse]

An Oompa Loompa? Daddeeee!

bluemuse

 

[Siren]

Hey Gallegher

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

I've seen that movie several times......I didn't see a female in the bunch. What's up with that?

 

[penguindance]

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

It was good. Not what I expected. (Sorry about the Pepsi, I owe you one).

 

[BamaBelle]

I just hope that you practiced "safety" in your Virginity Loss!