I don't see any p_p_ puddles this morning...

[SINthysist]

Hey fucktard, the pretard isn't taking the day off, why should you.

Where's our daily beating about the Bush?

 

[bored1]

p_pman has been low key lately.......He may have been mugged on the streets of London with one of those stun guns being smuggled into the UK

 

[bluespoke]

p_pman has been low key lately.......He may have been mugged on the streets of London with one of those stun guns being smuggled into the UK

At this time of the day, he may just be working!

or drinking

or hung over

or thinking up a new anti Bush thread

or another Blair's a puppet joke.

Who knows?

 

[SINthysist]

Well then off we go…

Bush today will announce that yes, he and is brother, the nominal Governor of Florida, soon to be deposed, err, replaced, ah, um, followed by Janet Reno, along with that Witch of Treasury and the Supreme Court, did in fact STEAL THE ELECTION, in a speech which insiders dub(ya) the “Nanernanernaner Speech…

Today Dick Cheney will once again fly around the world insulting important world leaders like Yasser Arafat and Saddam Hussein in a continued effort to get the Arabic world to declare war on our great motherland and Queen. We must simply get the Russians and the Chinese to nuke our upstart bastard children and remove this warmonger from office and institute our beloved Duke of Wales as the rightful ruler of the colonies…

Oh yes, and since Bush didn’t sign Kyoto, now we have an iceberg the size of Delaware floating around in the Southern Pacific, just looking for ships to sink. And all I want to say as a Brit and member of the world community. Thank you, you fawking Dork for making the world just a little bit less safe in which to live in…


Thank Gawd for my stun gun!



Disclaimer in case this is a little mild for your tastes:
A_J is sitting in for the vacationing p_p_man...

 

[bored1]

It has been reported that later today, President Bush,After conferring with that great thinker and philosopher p_p man, has decided that the war on terrorism is unjust and that the US will be removing all troops from the mideast, at the same time all sanctions against Iraq will be dropped as Bush admits full responsibility for the misery of the Iraqi people........Furthermore Bush will announce that he has reversed his thoughts on Kyoto and will now sign the treaty,thus passing a tax on the American people to be redistributed to the 3rd world ,as Bush again acknowledges that it is unfair American policies that have led to the plight of these people.........Bush will also announce that he has ordered Rumsfeld to send a carrier task force to rope in the runaway iceberg and return it to its original location.

 

[freescorfr]

Re: Well then off we go…

Bush today will announce that yes, he and is brother, the nominal Governor of Florida, soon to be deposed, err, replaced, ah, um, followed by Janet Reno, along with that Witch of Treasury and the Supreme Court, did in fact STEAL THE ELECTION, in a speech which insiders dub(ya) the “Nanernanernaner Speech…

Today Dick Cheney will once again fly around the world insulting important world leaders like Yasser Arafat and Saddam Hussein in a continued effort to get the Arabic world to declare war on our great motherland and Queen. We must simply get the Russians and the Chinese to nuke our upstart bastard children and remove this warmonger from office and institute our beloved Duke of Wales as the rightful ruler of the colonies…

Oh yes, and since Bush didn’t sign Kyoto, now we have an iceberg the size of Delaware floating around in the Southern Pacific, just looking for ships to sink. And all I want to say as a Brit and member of the world community. Thank you, you fawking Dork for making the world just a little bit less safe in which to live in…


Thank Gawd for my stun gun!



Disclaimer in case this is a little mild for your tastes:
A_J is sitting in for the vacationing p_p_man...

Go stuff your piddling little island, p-pman with its pretentious empire all of which is left is a fucking rock in Sapin which your soon going to give back to those murdering raping bastards who shagged N.andS america before any human person ever set foot here.

It;s our weapons our technology and our men who are saving the world just now and Friends is the most popular TV show ever in Uk a magazine said. And South Park.

Get you toes out your nostrils and let your brain breathe fucktwat.

pp. all americans.

 

[bluespoke]

Doh! I'm confused.

SINthysist and bored1 are fifth columnists.

and

Freescorfr wants to fuck someones twat.


Errr, my brain hurts!

 

[freescorfr]

Doh! I'm confused.

SINthysist and bored1 are fifth columnists.

and

Freescorfr wants to fuck someones twat.


Errr, my brain hurts!

I'm very bad at role playing Bluespoke and I thought I'd just have a go at puting myself in the shoes of an offended american. The one think I got right was the bad punctuation.

How are you doing?

 

[bluespoke]

I'm very bad at role playing Bluespoke and I thought I'd just have a go at puting myself in the shoes of an offended american. The one think I got right was the bad punctuation.

How are you doing?

No kidding!

p_p_man will probably delight in attacking you and thousands will correct your puntuation!

Having a quiet day, trying to keep out of trouble and get the dinner ready!

 

[bored1]

Doh! I'm confused.

SINthysist and bored1 are fifth columnists.

and

Freescorfr wants to fuck someones twat.


Errr, my brain hurts!

Dont be to confused I wanna fuck someones twat too

 

[bluespoke]

Dont be to confused I wanna fuck someones twat too

Can't help there, don't have one of those!

 

[bored1]

This just in.....President Bush has just announced that all US support for Israel will end today and from here on out the US will begin total support for Chairmen Arafat......He has come to the conclusion that Israel is indeed a terrorist state.......Also to be announced that the Axis of evil is no more...The North Koreans have assured the US government that they are indeed very nice people and the Iranians have also declared that they are all for peace............In a final jesture of concilliation Bush will resign at the end of the day....and turn over the responsibility of all the worlds problems to the EU, This dramatic turn around in American policy is all due to p_p man and his expressing his ideas and thoughts to Mr.Bush......The world is now safe

 

[SINthysist]

And he further promised to drop the Steel Tarriff, "Hell all tarriffs for that matter!" and that he had completed the sale of Yellowstone Park to the Chinese who will rename it, "How dare you ethnically slur us"-stone Park.

On a side note, someone in the parks department has been found selling legal permits to erect new faces of Mount Rushmore, so we won't be seeing the three proposed new faces, Chairman Mao, Joseph Stalin, and Tony Blair...

But before leaving office Soon-to-be-Former President Bush turned to the cameras and assured the American people that we would only allow this to happen if the EU promised no new taxes.

He was quoted on British television saying, "Read my lips, No new taxes..."

 

[freescorfr]

Bored1 and SIN nice bits of satire, I'm really laughing. Now I understand p_pman better.

 

[bored1]

And he further promised to drop the Steel Tarriff, "Hell all tarriffs for that matter!" and that he had completed the sale of Yellowstone Park to the Chinese who will rename it, "How dare you ethnically slur us"-stone Park.

On a side note, someone in the parks department has been found selling legal permits to erect new faces of Mount Rushmore, so we won't be seeing the three proposed new faces, Chairman Mao, Joseph Stalin, and Tony Blair...

But before leaving office Soon-to-be-Former President Bush turned to the cameras and assured the American people that we would only allow this to happen if the EU promised no new taxes.

He was quoted on British television saying, "Read my lips, No new taxes..."

Thats to much I cant stop LOL

 

[SINthysist]

In his first day in office, Crown Prince of the New United States, p_p_man, appointed former George Bush as the leader of the New Free World renounced his European citizenship and promised together, hand-in-hand with his former enemy, to stand up to the newly reorganized New Holy Roman Empire.

p_p_man was quoted as saying, "If Britain will not get out of the EU, I will get out of Britain! Tony Blair, you sir, are on NOTICE!"

 

[bored1]

As European leaders quickly call a meeting in Brussels,The whole continent is abuze with rumor! Who is this p_p man and what will this mean to our Union? The Rapid Deployment Force is put on alert,And everyone awaits word from p_p man. But wait the RDF is still on paper! The French seeing the writing on the wall quickly break ranks with the rest of the union and surrender!

 

[SINthysist]

Hear Hear
or
Here Here

p_p_ as the King of Prance [not a typo!].

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Right here dear, did you need sumptin' chewed?

 

[SINthysist]

Good boy, just go over and hump on p_p_man's leg. Be friendly, welcome him to the new world...

 

[freescorfr]

The "New World" - Eureka. You still think you're the new world over there. That explains a lot. Here we are thinking globally, acting locally and you are all still thinking you're, young, fresh, energetic - the brave new generation, when, in fact, you may be the grandparents with the capital in the bank and the big proerties and the arsenals - or more likely the fat cats in mid-life crisis.

New world folk. I'm not being sarcatic, but the image doesn't fir anymore.

 

[SINthysist]

Tell it to the Chinese!

 

[p_p_man]

The "New World" - Eureka. You still think you're the new world over there. That explains a lot. Here we are thinking globally, acting locally and you are all still thinking you're, young, fresh, energetic - the brave new generation, when, in fact, you may be the grandparents with the capital in the bank and the big proerties and the arsenals - or more likely the fat cats in mid-life crisis.

Yep that's a good point. I go for the mid-life crisis scenario myself. They've been acting like a bunch of headless chicken for years now, full of self doubt and heading in no particular direction, just letting events control their actions.

And I still don't believe they landed on the moon...

 

[RawHumor]

This Just In

Bush has decided to stop the fighting in Afghanistan because it was upsetting the migratory habits of native birds.

As of Tuesday morning, Bush, a noted environmentalist and lover of all birds (especially ones that taste like chicken!) decided to pull all US troops out of Afghanistan and reroute them to a place that is already void of any wildlife - Iraq will be the next target. Bush was quoted as saying "We're hoping that there aren't any birds that need to fly through Iraq around this time of year, or PETA won't let us attack there either!"

[developing]

 

[Jimi]

Re: This Just In

Bush has decided to stop the fighting in Afghanistan because it was upsetting the migratory habits of native birds.

As of Tuesday morning, Bush, a noted environmentalist and lover of all birds (especially ones that taste like chicken!) decided to pull all US troops out of Afghanistan and reroute them to a place that is already void of any wildlife - Iraq will be the next target. Bush was quoted as saying "We're hoping that there aren't any birds that need to fly through Iraq around this time of year, or PETA won't let us attack there either!"

[developing]

Chicken? Day-UM! Ah thought it wuz Wahld Turkey... (hic..)