i don't know if i want to scream or cry

[seXieleXie]

or both. my vibrator just died. mid session. i can't seem to finish the job solo. fuckshitdamncrap

 

[red_rose]

That sucks.

I feel your pain.

 

[Guest]

I hate that when that happens.

Moon

 

[Liontamr]

I'd vote both followed by a frantic search for a decent substitute..

Of coruse, I don't have to worry about that for a problem, but if you want someone in the same boat.. Dare I say it's amlost too hot in my apartment to want to get off?

 

[riff]

Improvise.

 

[seXieleXie]

i even splurged and bought an expensive one... and now this. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!

 

[Nora]

both.

try setting the washer to the spin cycle for a few minutes?

 

[red_rose]

Read my only story submission.

That might give you an idea.

Unless you happen to be out of what I was using as well.

 

[seXieleXie]

don't have a glass bottle with a long neck... okay, i'm going to go to bed and be frustraited now. have to get up in under 5 hours.

 

[red_rose]

Well, damn, then. Have a dirty dream or something.

'Night, lexie.

 

[woodgie2]

NOT funny

Originally posted by seXieleXie

<snip>
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!

That would be an alternitive, yes.
Seriously, I can only imagine how incredibly frustrating that must be. Kind of like a vibrator's version of premiture ejactulation.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Not to be crass lexie, but I really think someone has to take a nice close look at your pussy. I actually thought this was a repeat of last months edition.

I am however sorry for your loss.

 

[riff]

I was hastey.

I showed no compassion. But really- close your eyes and imagine.

Then improvise....

 

[seXieleXie]

boys... you don't understand. but that's okay, some experiances are uniquely female.

 

[sexy-girl]

maybe you and superlittlegirl should talk

 

[Shaq]

boys... you don't understand. but that's okay, some experiances are uniquely female.

A truth that I am reveling in....I sympathize but can't compare your experience to any of my own...

My penis does what my hand wills....


Stock up on double A's this week....and find something around the house to use in case of emergencies....

 

[CarolineOh]

Vibrators are like computers, you should always back up your work.

 

[Guest]

It's ok, hon.
Perch yourself above my face. I'll take good care of you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I never got the whole "vibrator" concept. Those things don't feel very good to me.

Have you done the battery replacement thing? Or is it one of those industrial strength plug in models?

 

[alexandraaah]

I never got the whole "vibrator" concept. Those things don't feel very good to me.

Have you done the battery replacement thing? Or is it one of those industrial strength plug in models?

MuffBurger, this was bad news with which to start my day.

Now I'm all distracted and I must finish my finals.

Damn you.

Lexicon, candles work well in a pinch.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I never got the whole "vibrator" concept. Those things don't feel very good to me.

Vibrators have never gotten my attention either ... or maybe because I have yet to try one ... Hmmmmm ...


Hope you feel better chica ' ...

 

[pipercatt]

Lexie, if you do find an adequate substitute in the interim, let me know, ok?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Substitute | The Who

You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of sack

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

[Edited to add: I'm not sure this song is exactly relevant to your problem, lexie, but it's a good song. ]

 

[seXieleXie]

Have you done the battery replacement thing? Or is it one of those industrial strength plug in models?

i may have to go plug in, these battery ones are not very reliable. i've tried new batteries. it's weird, the little light goes on, but it doesn't vibrate.


thanks for the song hammy it didn't get me off, but at least it made me smile.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

My penis does what my hand wills....

Mine doesn't, bastard of a thing that it is.