I don't have a crush, damn it!

[Black_Bird]

...and even if I did, it's none of your damn business!

WHO'S WITH ME!

 

[Impetus]

I'm not. I have a *huge* crush. Good for being self-sufficient, but you're on your own.

-I

 

[AzureAngel]

YES! DOWN WITH CRUSHES!

*Looks around. Almost got worked up there. Heh.*

 

[Black_Bird]

Damn it... you suck, I.

 

[amiss]

Don't worry, you'll get struck eventually.

 

[Black_Bird]

Don't worry, you'll get struck eventually.

Yeah, but but but...

 

[Elizabeth]

I don't have a crush either. I have a love. And he knows it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I have a crush...

it tastes like orange...

 

[Sillyman]

I have a crush on 80% of the female population. It really sucks, I'm with you.

 

[perks]

just pretend, birdie.

 

[AusTess]

Sorry.
I have the biggest crush.
This guy rocks my world.
Every word he writes,i read.
He makes me laugh,he's almost made me cry.

He always makes me horny.
And he has no idea.


Some men are really stupid.

And some women shut up when they should really speak out.

Put the 2 together an ya get nowhere.

 

[Black_Bird]

just pretend, birdie.

For you, babe, sure.

 

[Black_Bird]

Some men are really stupid.

Don't you mean "dense"? We're not stupid; we just totally oblivious to anything that isn't blantantly obvious. Me included.

And some women shut up when they should really speak out. Put the 2 together an ya get nowhere.

Yep. Yep.

 

[perks]

For you, babe, sure.

buy me a paintbrush.

 

[AzureAngel]

Don't you mean "dense"? We're not stupid; we just totally oblivious to anything that isn't blantantly obvious. Me included.

*Cracks up.* Me included, man. That's a great summary.

 

[J.B.]

Sorry. I have the biggest crush. This guy rocks my world. Every word he writes,i read.
He makes me laugh,he's almost made me cry.
He always makes me horny.
And he has no idea.
Some men are really stupid.
And some women shut up when they should really speak out.
Put the 2 together an ya get nowhere.

*sigh*
Talk about the story of my life...
JB

 

[AusTess]

I TRIED blatantly obvious.

It got me nowhere.


Look at me,dont i kinda look the obvious type?

 

[Black_Bird]

buy me a paintbrush.

Okay... I'll buy you the paintbrushes, you buy the body paint.

 

[perks]

Okay... I'll buy you the paintbrushes, you buy the body paint.

I've already made it.

 

[Black_Bird]

I TRIED blatantly obvious.
It got me nowhere.
Look at me,dont i kinda look the obvious type?

*Chuckles* You have a point there...

 

[AusTess]

Yep.

I do.

 

[Black_Bird]

Yep.

I do.

And... quite a few curves I might add...

 

[AusTess]

I aint as curvy as i appear to be.

Pics taken with flattering light,catching the right angle,yannow?

I gotta drag this arse off to work.
Then it's home to hit the piss.
Expect a drunken visit.

 

[J.B.]

Don't you mean "dense"? We're not stupid; we just totally oblivious to anything that isn't blantantly obvious. Me included.

Next guy I have a crush on then... I'll walk up to him wearing nothing but a pair of black stileto heals wrap my arms around him then ask....
"Gues who has a crush on you?"
his reply: "who?"

JB

 

[Black_Bird]

"Guess who has a crush on you?"
his reply: "who?"

I don't think he would say "who," hon. I think he would just studder and stammer... I know I would.