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KillerMuffin

KillerMuffin

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Why am I supposed to write an algorithm for something that's already almost completely written?

It's like plotting Moby Dick when you've got chapters 1-17, 18-35, and 36 to the end.

It's done. It's a deal.

You just draw a picture (in pencil) and make some arrows with things like "getDouble" can't change the interface Doh! all over it.

I don't understand why I think this is so frickin' hard half the time.

On the upside, I managed to sneak in four, count 'em four, Cadbury's Creme Eggs. None of the males of the household know they're here.

I put them behind a dictionary. :D

Muffie rocks.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Why am I supposed to write an algorithm for something that's already almost completely written?

It's like plotting Moby Dick when you've got chapters 1-17, 18-35, and 36 to the end.

It's done. It's a deal.

You just draw a picture (in pencil) and make some arrows with things like "getDouble" can't change the interface Doh! all over it.

I don't understand why I think this is so frickin' hard half the time.

On the upside, I managed to sneak in four, count 'em four, Cadbury's Creme Eggs. None of the males of the household know they're here.

I put them behind a dictionary. :D

Muffie rocks.
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Very cleaver woman indeed. last place they would look.
 
I love it when women talk nerdy... LOL. Need help?
 
KillerMuffin said:
Why am I supposed to write an algorithm for something that's already almost completely written?

It's like plotting Moby Dick when you've got chapters 1-17, 18-35, and 36 to the end.

It's done. It's a deal.

You just draw a picture (in pencil) and make some arrows with things like "getDouble" can't change the interface Doh! all over it.

I don't understand why I think this is so frickin' hard half the time.

On the upside, I managed to sneak in four, count 'em four, Cadbury's Creme Eggs. None of the males of the household know they're here.

I put them behind a dictionary. :D

Muffie rocks.
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Joys of object oriented programming. :)

PBW
 
When geeks send mash notes

import java.smut.*;

private class screwGurusBrainsOut {

They they = new They();
Guru he = new Guru();
Muffie she = new Muffie();
private boolean dickHard = false;
private boolean pussyWet = false;
private boolean orgasm = false;
private sated = false;

for (int hesHot = 0; dickHard == true; hesHot++) {

if (hesHot <= 10) {
she.showsMoreBreast();
she.spreadsLegs();
she.masturbates();
she.givesGreatHead();
}
else {
dickHard = true;
}
hesHot++;
}

for (int shesHot = 0; pussyWet == true; shesHot++) {

if (shesHot <= 10)
he.sucksHerNipples();
he.licksHerNavel();
he.fingersHerClit();
he.sucksPussy();
else {
pussyWet = true;
}
shesHot++;
}

for (int hoursFucking = 0; orgasm == true; hoursFucking++) {

they.sixtyNine();
she.ridesTheWildGuru();
he.rubsHerGspot();
she.takesItDoggyStyle();
he.fingersHerClit();
she.getWild();
he.triesNotToCumYet();
she.mightCum(getHerOrgasm(herOrgasm));
if (herOrgasm==true) {
he.letsHimselfCum();
orgasm = true;
}
hoursFucking++;
}

if (sated==false) {
they.startOver();
}
}
 
that is the trashiest, smuttiest, nastiest java code I've ever read. LOL.

Congrats, KM, you can now write dirty stories in two languages. Heh.

PBW
 
And I swear to god, if you start in with some perl code, I'm gonna cream my pants.
 
That is the best piece of Java ever written. It goes right into the hall of fame.

:D

You rock da MUFF! (or something...)
 
Step away from the Cream Eggs Muffie.


By the way I gave your Java a 5 and have nominated it for the next Critics Choice Awards:D
 
#!/usr/bin/perl -smut

if ($muffieStillHorny) {
find $pbwalker;
while($pbwalker =~ erect) {
throw_on_bed;
lick_balls;
suck_precum;
say("mmm");
bend_over;
get_it_from_behind;
say("slap","my","ass","call","me","Kinky!");
grab_his_hand;
masturbate_with_it;
orgasm;
}
}
 
So I'm not so good with the perl. *le sigh*

And I can't eat a creme egg cause el Stud-o is hanging out behind me and I'll have to actually share.
 
Re: When geeks send mash notes

KillerMuffin said:
import java.smut.*;

private class screwGurusBrainsOut {

They they = new They();
Guru he = new Guru();
Muffie she = new Muffie();
private boolean dickHard = false;
private boolean pussyWet = false;
private boolean orgasm = false;
private sated = false;

for (int hesHot = 0; dickHard == true; hesHot++) {

if (hesHot <= 10) {
she.showsMoreBreast();
she.spreadsLegs();
she.masturbates();
she.givesGreatHead();
}
else {
dickHard = true;
}
hesHot++;
}

for (int shesHot = 0; pussyWet == true; shesHot++) {

if (shesHot <= 10)
he.sucksHerNipples();
he.licksHerNavel();
he.fingersHerClit();
he.sucksPussy();
else {
pussyWet = true;
}
shesHot++;
}

for (int hoursFucking = 0; orgasm == true; hoursFucking++) {

they.sixtyNine();
she.ridesTheWildGuru();
he.rubsHerGspot();
she.takesItDoggyStyle();
he.fingersHerClit();
she.getWild();
he.triesNotToCumYet();
she.mightCum(getHerOrgasm(herOrgasm));
if (herOrgasm==true) {
he.letsHimselfCum();
orgasm = true;
}
hoursFucking++;
}

if (sated==false) {
they.startOver();
}
}
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great java it got me hard :D
 
He can't read perl. Or wannabe perl. :D He don't actually care. He's read 'em before. ;)



You're so a geek, dreamguy. :D
 
Obviously I really don[t get this stuff.
Perl? Java? Hmmmm...I think this ol man needs to go to school and learn some more stuff.

I think I'll start with Computers 101:D
 
I just want to see the .givesGreatHead method. :)

The .letsHimselfCum method I've had down for sometime now. In part why I got an A in my CompSci 302 class anywho.
 
You didn't find java.smut on the API? Damn computer programmers don't know how to properly document.

;)
 
Re: When geeks send mash notes

KillerMuffin said:
import java.smut.*;

private class screwGurusBrainsOut {

They they = new They();
Guru he = new Guru();
Muffie she = new Muffie();
private boolean dickHard = false;
private boolean pussyWet = false;
private boolean orgasm = false;
private sated = false;

for (int hesHot = 0; dickHard == true; hesHot++) {

if (hesHot <= 10) {
she.showsMoreBreast();
she.spreadsLegs();
she.masturbates();
she.givesGreatHead();
}
else {
dickHard = true;
}
hesHot++;
}

for (int shesHot = 0; pussyWet == true; shesHot++) {

if (shesHot <= 10)
he.sucksHerNipples();
he.licksHerNavel();
he.fingersHerClit();
he.sucksPussy();
else {
pussyWet = true;
}
shesHot++;
}

for (int hoursFucking = 0; orgasm == true; hoursFucking++) {

they.sixtyNine();
she.ridesTheWildGuru();
he.rubsHerGspot();
she.takesItDoggyStyle();
he.fingersHerClit();
she.getWild();
he.triesNotToCumYet();
she.mightCum(getHerOrgasm(herOrgasm));
if (herOrgasm==true) {
he.letsHimselfCum();
orgasm = true;
}
hoursFucking++;
}

if (sated==false) {
they.startOver();
}
}
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______

I compiled and ran this code on my 'puter.


All kinds of goo and slime are oozing out from the mother board.
 
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