I don't care who's Democrat or Republican, I like this! :D

[marksgirl]

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?! ;
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety features built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

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[FinePhilly]

Too Funny! :d :d :d

 

[overthebow]

I don't care who's Democrat or Republican, this is pathetic!

Yes it is.

 

[RoryN]

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?! ;
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety features built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

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For Conservative humor, this is...average.

 

[marksgirl]

Too Funny! :d :d :d

Being a southern gal who owns a gun I thought it was funny too!

 

[MakersandIce]

....actually the southern republican's daughter would have beaten her old man to the draw and sent the raghead to allah full of lead.

 

[FinePhilly]

Being a southern gal who owns a gun I thought it was funny too!

We should go shooting sometime!

 

[overthebow]

In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.

Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."

After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"

Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"

Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.

But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."

A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.

These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:

"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"

 

[marksgirl]

We should go shooting sometime!

Cool we could have a "Glock" party!

 

[FinePhilly]

Cool we could have a "Glock" party!

I love it!

Maybe our hubbies could grill something while we're out shooting!

 

[GeorgeWBush]

Since i am soppose to be a democrat i would have used the southern republican way and unloaded so much lead into him that they would not have known what he looked like after i got done with him.

But it was funny.

 

[rcuhljr]

Cool we could have a "Glock" party!

Never liked the wide handle on those, my hands are too small, accuracy goes to shit.

 

[marksgirl]

I love it!

Maybe our hubbies could grill something while we're out shooting!

Ribs sound good to me!

 

[FinePhilly]

Never liked the wide handle on those, my hands are too small, accuracy goes to shit.

I'm partial to my S&W 9mm

 

[FinePhilly]

Ribs sound good to me!

Ribs, beer and...hot tubbing?

 

[marksgirl]

Ribs, beer and...hot tubbing?

Sounds like a plan to me! *cannonballllllllll!*

 

[FinePhilly]

Sounds like a plan to me! *cannonballllllllll!*

It's a date!

 

[RoryN]

Democrat's Answer:

What does the law say about this situation?

*chuckle*

Yeah. We're nuts like that.

 

[rcuhljr]

I'm partial to my S&W 9mm

Good deal, I've always been partial to things stylistically similar to colt 1991 series, simply because it has a very narrow profile in .45 (albeit with a very limited capacity). I'd need to scale down to 9mm with a double wide magazine I've seen for most glocks, and I just don't find the caliber as accurate for me.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm a democrat .. AND I'm a gun owner... Some of us can ride the fence just fine.



Fist off I wouldn't be carrying a glock .40 ... Pussy gun
Secondly , not all demmocrats are pussies.
Third, I didn't find it funny . And not because it was offensive to me at all , but because it was too clunky and didn't flow . Too much set up , not enough punchline.

 

[FinePhilly]

Good deal, I've always been partial to things stylistically similar to colt 1991 series, simply because it has a very narrow profile in .45 (albeit with a very limited capacity). I'd need to scale down to 9mm with a double wide magazine I've seen for most glocks, and I just don't find the caliber as accurate for me.

A 9mm is a little harder to be accurate with. Takes a lot of practice; even correct breathing techniques I've found.

 

[MakersandIce]

*chuckle*

Yeah. We're nuts like that.

...that's why you can't get anything accomplished; too busy thinking instead of acting.

 

[marksgirl]

I'm a democrat .. AND I'm a gun owner... Some of us can ride the fence just fine.



Fist off I wouldn't be carrying a glock .40 ... Pussy gun
Secondly , not all demmocrats are pussies.
Third, I didn't find it funny . And not because it was offensive to me at all , but because it was too clunky and didn't flow . Too much set up , not enough punchline.

Frankly Ret I don't give a damn!

 

[Bohemian Blue]

Based on the number of rounds fired per magazine I'd surmise the Southern Republican was using a .40 caliber. Excellent choice.

 

[spacekowboy]

Frankly Ret I don't give a damn!

Pssst.. That's Rhett