I Do Not Know What I Want For Christmas

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Here ya go:

Don't say I never got you nothin'!

 

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[blobfish]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This one’s a keeper!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm thinking I want a Russian Bride for Christmas. A really hot one with a sexy accent.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I'm thinking I want a Russian Bride for Christmas. A really hot one with a sexy accent.

Latin Brides >

 

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[Berries_n_cream]

To always remind you of Lit

 

[JohnnySavage]

''i'm going to fuck you whether you want it or not, whore!''
I will try to get this translated for you.

With my CFM look, I have no need for language.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i also want alot of xmas..

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

''i'm going to fuck you whether you want it or not, whore!''
I will try to get this translated for you.

я иду fuck вы хотите ли вы его или не, шлюха!

Czech!
WODKA!
Владимир Владимирович Путин
(Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin)

 

[blobfish]

I'm getting one of those for my mom for Christmas. It's called a Mr. P Lamp.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

WODKA!

you mispelled "VODKA" lmfaooo

 

[blobfish]

Latin Brides >

Visigoth and Vandal brides >

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

you mispelled "VODKA" lmfaooo

Ees hauw ees pwonounced...

 

[islandman]

How about a mail-order bride to keep you warm on those wintery SC nights?

 

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[islandman]

Do you have the 2012/2013 catalog by chance?

I don't want last years model, no matter what the rebate.

Someone Belgian perhaps?

 

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[islandman]

Fair warning: they're not docile in Fiji.

 

[TonyClifton]

But, I do know I want something really good this year.

I think I deserve something nice.

Get me something.

How about if you lean over my legs and I while give you a few hard whacks with my yardstick.

Those naughty Secret Service Agents loved it.

 

[TonyClifton]

But, I do know I want something really good this year.

I think I deserve something nice.

Get me something.

How about me giving you a slap in the face for grabbing my ass?

I am not that kind of girl, you jackass!

I am a well respected political analyst, author and stunningly beautiful.

 

[neci]

i want a chainsaw.

 

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