I discovered a previously unknown talent.

[naudiz]

I can imitate a variety of sea lion noises. I've been asked not to share this gift with the world anymore.

What skills do you have that your SO, family, and/or friends desperately wish you'd keep to yourself?

 

[ChefChip]

I recite parts of southpark and holy grail even after being warned not to

 

[SimGuy]

Is this talent related to a kinky form of the married people begging like a dog for sex???


See related thread ( find it yourself )

 

[Dillinger]

I can imitate a variety of sea lion noises.

Do you think you could make some recordings of this and submit it to the audio section of Lit? I think I could get off on it.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

hmmm...the fact that I used to sing out loud to cds/tapes in the car...I've stopped that...but I did it constantly as a child

 

[Eumenides]

I break into song whenever it seems to suit the occassion.

They all hate that.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have three.

3. The knack for correcting grammar without thinking about it.
2. Uttering useless factoids that derail conversations.
and the one they most desire that I never do:
1. Sing.

I love to sing.

 

[naudiz]

Re: Re: I discovered a previously unknown talent.

Do you think you could make some recordings of this and submit it to the audio section of Lit? I think I could get off on it.

I was seriously thinking of setting up a home studio to do some David Sylvian covers for recording, but when you put it that way, sea lion calls are pretty damned sexy.

I can also make a noise that has been described as a subtle blend of a screech, death rattle, and nails raking down a chalkboard. I don't get many requests for that one, though.

 

[lickerish]

LOL.. I want to witness this last noise described.

 

[Ice Cold]

1) Quoting obscure movie lines

2) Running a pun or joke into the ground and drag it on still

 

[Jim_Henson]

LOL.. I want to witness this last noise described.

I want to witness any naudiz action

 

[naudiz]

LOL.. I want to witness this last noise described.

Sweet! Remind me next time we hang out. I can get some pretty good decibels, too, so it probably shouldn't be anywhere too public.

 

[lickerish]

I feel like hanging out.. feel like company anytime soon?



"I want to witness any naudiz action"

Neener Neener, I have.

 

[Jim_Henson]

That sounds like me and fake orgasms... cannot be a good thing that.

 

[naudiz]

Sure! Company would rock! Next week is appointment/deadline hell, and I'm still gimping around from the cutting board that MERCILESSLY attacked me. But sometime soon I would love to get together.

*patpats JH* You're really not missing much. I'm a loon.

 

[Jim_Henson]

*patpats JH* You're really not missing much. I'm a loon.

And I am a muppet.

 

[April]

I want to witness any naudiz action

Me too.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

<---tosses his hat into the ring.....need to borrow plane fare

 

[Cheyenne]

I can get little kids to curl up their nose and snort like pigs. Loudly. Parents appreciate their children's new skill when they are in a nice quiet place like church.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Re: I discovered a previously unknown talent.

I was seriously thinking of setting up a home studio to do some David Sylvian covers for recording, but when you put it that way, sea lion calls are pretty damned sexy.

I can also make a noise that has been described as a subtle blend of a screech, death rattle, and nails raking down a chalkboard. I don't get many requests for that one, though.

Hmmm - if you did that noise just as someone was coming, would it detract or enhance the experience?

 

[BigDawg69]

And I am a muppet.

[hijack] You're George W. Bush? Holy Shit the former Governor of Texas posts to Lit! [/hijack]

Sorry couldn't help it. Flame away . . .

 

[naudiz]

I can get little kids to curl up their nose and snort like pigs. Loudly. Parents appreciate their children's new skill when they are in a nice quiet place like church.

That's a great one!

I taught my nephew to swing a plasic sword around and bellow, "Off with his head!" My brother wasn't exactly grateful. Hmph.

Dilly, one way or another, it'd be unforgettable.

 

[Sillyman]

I can make hideous facial expressions. Remind me to share some time.

I can make a wide variety of animal noises.

I have very dextrous lips. This can be very disgusting, and sometimes very good.

I can sing.

I can recite and compare and contrast hundreds of obscure role-playing rules.

 

[naudiz]

I have very dextrous lips. This can be very disgusting, and sometimes very good.

I'm holding you to this one.

 

[patient1]

I love loons & Sea Lions I think I'll have to attend a west coast get-together next year. I'm not sure of my own talents. I guess it's feats of flexibility.