I died..

[mig]

..at least 47 times.

I just installed Flight Simulator and I can't stop crashing.

 

[scylis]

pull back on the stick to go up, push forward on the stick to go down, not vice-versa

 

[mig]

Oops!

 

[Ham Murabi]

By my own count, I've died at least 52 times. In my most previous life I was a 15-year-old in the Hitler Youth. Nailed in Berlin, actually damn near cut in half, by the Russians two days before Der Fuhrer capped himself.
Let me tell you, that life sucked.
Before that, though, I was a poet who enjoyed some fame in France from 1890 to 1911. I got a lot of pussy before syphillis got me.
The first life I recall was a doozy. Raised in England, I helped build Stonehenge. Then the fuckin' druids came and had me sacrificed at the dedication ceremony. And I thought they wanted me to cut the ribbon.

 

[Orlanth]

..at least 47 times.

I just installed Flight Simulator and I can't stop crashing.

Flight Simulator 2002 Pro?

Good gme, but hard lol.

 

[mig]

By my own count, I've died at least 52 times. In my most previous life I was a 15-year-old in the Hitler Youth. Nailed in Berlin, actually damn near cut in half, by the Russians two days before Der Fuhrer capped himself.
Let me tell you, that life sucked.
Before that, though, I was a poet who enjoyed some fame in France from 1890 to 1911. I got a lot of pussy before syphillis got me.
The first life I recall was a doozy. Raised in England, I helped build Stonehenge. Then the fuckin' druids came and had me sacrificed at the dedication ceremony. And I thought they wanted me to cut the ribbon.

I know.I was that Druid.



Not Pro,this is bad enough.I like the fighter pilot game though.

 

[Smiley777]

Sounds like me and snowboarding video games.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I know.I was that Druid.

I thought that knife looked familiar.

 

[scylis]

Oops!

elementary mistake.

for a child.

 

[Ravenloft]

"I'm fully instrument rated for microsoft flight simulator 4.0!"

"So why don't YOU fly the sattilite of love?"

 

[scylis]

OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED THE HUBBLE!!

 

[Sillyman]

Who are these people and why do I get their jokes?

 

[scylis]

Who are these people and why do I get their jokes?

who am i and where are my pants?

 

[Sillyman]

who am i and where are my pants?

You don't need pants when you have the Groovy Elven Tights of Spiffiness.

 

[scylis]

gotta be a man.. er.. male... t' wear tights.

but they're pants, actually. slightly tight fitting, but not skin tight. there is a little bit of breathing room in 'em, especially around the knees. i am having the costume made. kick the shit out of everyone else at Halloween.

 

[Sillyman]

gotta be a man.. er.. male... t' wear tights.

but they're pants, actually. slightly tight fitting, but not skin tight. there is a little bit of breathing room in 'em, especially around the knees. i am having the costume made. kick the shit out of everyone else at Halloween.

Barring some guy showing up as Gollum complete with 7 million dollars in holographic projector equipment for CGI.

 

[scylis]

i was thinking more along the lines of Liv Tyler showing up, but whatever.

hey, a guy can hope, can't he?

 

[Sillyman]

i was thinking more along the lines of Liv Tyler showing up, but whatever.

hey, a guy can hope, can't he?

We all dream. Some of us dream of prettier things than the petty baubles of hope other men clutch, but we dream just the same.

 

[scylis]

me preciousssss......

 

[Smiley777]

"We are men...we're men in tights!"

 

[Ravenloft]

"Don't tell me, Ruth, that as a woman, you're not curious about who we are, what we're doing here..."

"Having a sale, Ruth!"


"You know what my kids would say..."

"You're not my real father!"