I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Donotrustanybody]

I answer all my pms, as soon as possible. I find it rude to leave a message unanswered, while I am posting. Plus, I am a man and men don't have hundreds of thirstballs to dodge.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It was a spam. It’s such a rarity to receive a legit one.

 

[thefishfryer]

Pms are like buses you wait for ages and then they all come at once.

 

[morelikeasong]

-I don’t know you and you didn’t say anything interesting
-I forgot
-I started typing and got distracted
-It’s more than I have the mental energy for at the moment

 

[ImpishSeraph]

IDAYPM because you've been a member for over 10 years and only have 80 posts. I don't know you and have not seen you around the board posting to get a feel for you yet. My first thought is "Lurker" which spooks me out.

So remember all you lurkers, if you're not posting, we can't see your personality to get a feel of you first. I hear in my head "stranger danger"

 

[Pad_Foot]

IDNA because I have tried to be your friend only to get spanked publicly for breaking your little thread rules a tiny itty bitty bit

And… because I’m not sure you have ever pm’d me outa da blue

 

[deft]

…the footie was on

 

[positiveflirt]

IDNA because it fell between the couch cushions and I can't get to it.

 

[morelikeasong]

…the footie was on

Footie pajamas?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IDNA because of the existing restraining order against me...

 

[Amanda330]

IDNA because I open them and forget immediately that I got a message until days later. You'll get a response eventually. Maybe. If I remember.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

IDAYPM because I have the memory of a goldfish and am easily distracted shiny objects.

 

[ericrodman101]

Pms are like buses you wait for ages and then they all come at once.

Buses and gangbangs.

 

[ericrodman101]

IDAYPM because by the time I saw it you were already here sucking my cock.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

IDAYPM because there wasn't anything to reply to

I also feel like almost every person who sends a random pm doesn't read my bio

 

[cheekygirl75]

because I don’t have the mental energy right now…

 

[stickygirl]

I was curious what I'd written back in 2015

...because you can't fucking read ( my profile )
...because as well as not being able to read, you write a shit PM

I still got that sass

 

[Xerxes82]

Because all I had to share were dick pics, and I'm not one.

 

[Apisto42]

because I don’t have the mental energy right now…

You could have just sent tits. No thoughts needed and always appreciated!

They don’t even have to be your own.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

IDAYPM because it read like AI and it was obvious you didn't read my (fairly brief) profile.

 

[MedicalMuse]

IDAYPM— because not answering was the answer you deserved.
(To be fair, I answer most, even to say no thank you)

 

[panicka3]

IDAYPM because of the time zone!!! Probably was sleeping!!!

 

[MrPractical]

IDAYPM because I didnt know you were serious..Try again

 

[StudCock69]

IDAYPM because I was too busy nailing an older latina cougar who needed to be punished and she asked badly…

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I love this thread. It’s brutal. Maybe no names being mentioned, but all the shade.